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The Technicolor Out Of Space

The Bloop: Ellu Talks About Ocean Life (bizarre-looking animal) 

so today i learned about this thing
this thing is called Hallucigenia sparsa
it is a pre-cambrian worm (called a xenusiid, relatives to tardigrades)
and JUST LOOK AT IT

IT'S LIKE THE PINGU OF ELDRITCH TERRORS
like i genuinely expect it to just go 'noot noot' or something. whossa good monstrosity yes its youuuu~

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Nero @ moving accounts!

vero 

it:

-looks like ass, from a design standpoint
-why are they advertising zack snyder as a dude that i should be impressed by being on there
-founded by a bunch of men who are all billionaires
-has no explicit no-nazi policies

people over on birdsite are either shitting themselves over it or saying "don't wanna do vero because mastodon never took off" and i'm like... okay, buddy. i'll just be over here, on mastodon. we're doing fine.

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kasran, fourier transfemme

hey bby, are you a beyblade? because all that metal in your extremities would really hurt if it came flying at me at high speeds

wait actually uh

because you're "tops" in my book

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erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡

hOLY SHIT

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Al Hallows Eve

I've listed some of these gorgeous acrylic ✨SPACE QUEER✨ pins in my store!
nngenderfluid.squarespace.com/

Limited stock available immediately, or pre-order from the next batch and get a dollar off! #queer #mastoart

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Kyros

👏 normalize telling your friends you love them!!! 👏

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big shout outs this week to the inexorable progress of time for making it happen.

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📱, 🕓 

My iPhone’s internal clock has somehow become throughly dysfunctional and at this point it’s a walking QA test.

I have observed:
- notifications arriving with an age of “in 1m”
- chat messages going out of order from the clock skew
- alarms firing up to 5 minutes late, while plugged in
- alarms not firing at all sometimes

I probably ought to replace this phone soon.

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any y’all ever tried doing gamedev in Rust?

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maybe I should do some game design projects again after I finish quitting, as my excuse to learn new languages.

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

"Want to come in," the first dragon said, "and see my hoard of gold?"
"You still sleep on gold?" said the other.
"So what are you on, Bitcoin?"
"Hardly. I hoard pillows."
"Ooh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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🌯

"The wa-wi-wu-we-wo?!"

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wilkie (quilt appreciator)

unsung heroes of early programming: the many women who, as factory weavers, assembled programs on rope memory.

interviewers expect us to implement linked lists on whiteboards because they are fundamental, but not weave or knit programs??? idgi. mastodon.social/media/_gpYfKQj

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This was once a bed, but it now belongs to cat.
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Crom, Kobold King

anyway here is a bunch of traps of a dragon with a host of Very Polite Kobolds who agree that it's very clever

coinsandscrolls.blogspot.ca/20

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crows call me breadlady

"how nerds destroy the world" (pictures for sad children) 

> have i told you about
> how nerds destroy the world
> take conspicuous consumption as a lifestyle choice and combine it with early hardware adoption
> and you have great swaths of gadgetry out of stock because they're incrementally better than the last model
> then there are landfills full of functioning electronics
> wasted time, resources, money, etc.
> the best part is these things were never really necessary

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emmy

hey. we haven't been able to find a place to stay yet and we're running out of time! pls help us find somewhere in the CA bay area to stay

our budget's still $700 a month. info: docs.google.com/document/d/e/2

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Rose

overwatch puppy bowl
twitch.tv/playoverwatch

Overwatch. Puppy. Bowl.

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what’s the correct form for pinging an artist who said that your commission was almost ready, but then came down with pneumonia?

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→ @Elizafox@vulpine.club

Oh

Did you know moist hay bales are dangerous?

They can catch on fire.

Yes. Really.

ag.ndsu.edu/news/newsreleases/

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