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Adventure in Candles 

I lit a candle to try to clear a room of cleaning spray scent, and the candle refused to stay lit; it kept smothering itself in its own wax.

I poured the extra wax into a second container, and I ended up with more wax in the second holder than in the first, and without a wick to burn it.

I tried to put a wick in the wax while it was still hot and splashed my laptop trackpad.

I put a makeshift wick on top of the wax and it's burning the whole surface at once.

Also, TIL rolled-up paper towel soaked in wax makes a really good makeshift wick.

TFW you google for a functional hapax knowing it's going to turn up a something you wrote and you turn up a Tor onion link of somebody's old FA rip.

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism 

Transliminal Station Beta is the latest incarnation of an experiment in anarcho-mutualism that's been running for over fourteen years. We have no plans to stop, and we're in no danger, but we'd like to invite you to be part of the Ground Crew and help make running the Station a little easier. Thank you for listening.

wiki.postfurry.net/wiki/Statio
patreon.com/stationbeta

Patreon 

Since it's the end of the month, it's time to mention Patreon again!

I'm a published author releasing short stories, novels, and essays into the wild for others to enjoy. I work with transhumanist and postmodern themes, anthropomorphic characters, and porn. Your support helps provide weird art for everybody!

patreon.com/literorrery

P.S. In this house, we actually link our links. 🏡:chains::chains::chains:

Waking up this morning to "Only a Northern Song" in my head.

"It doesn't really matter what chords I play or words I say or time of day it is."

But it can, if we choose to make it matter. George is close, so very close. He's just missing that last leap. Or maybe I'm still sleep-deprived. Regardless, good morning.

Shit what Adept says 

"That guy's not paying attention. He's listening to the Beegee Boys."

Magic 

We got the kids down from the bedroom and are watching Marblympics.

Shameless Plug 

@literorrery Worth noting: That shirt is merely what I picked as the default display item, but you can click "edit this design" and put that on any item that Spreadshirt has: shirts, hoodies, mugs, aprons, mousepads, toddler clothes, toddlers, tote bags, bacon, phone cases, and other stuff!

Also worth noting: Spreadshirt has some weird issue where it's not showing the description of the design anywhere, only its name (in this case, abbreviated). Anyone else getting this?

Shit what Electric Keet says 

"You gotta make money to break money."

Shameless Plug 

Hey, folks. Do you like fully-automated luxury gay space communism? Well, now you can spread the word without saying a word. Check out this design @ElectricKeet put together: shop.spreadshirt.com/entoptick You can put it on your body, or wherever you like.

(Magic) Ash 

Ash is inevitable. Change leaves behind residue in its wake, whether a chrysalis or a nova remnant. Putrefaction is the mourning of ash, the return of the unused and the discarded to the prima materia, the undifferentiated base matter of the universe. Perhaps it will benefit another. Perhaps it will return in new forms. The release of ash is also part of the cycle, the remembrance of who we were and why we chose to become who we are.

The Work Continues

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(Magic) Ash 

When fire has run its course, what remains is the burned-out remains of its passing. The heat of digestion gives way to the shine of distillation. The errant spark catches and sublimates the mix, forcing a rethinking, a new approach to refine the process, the reagents, the alchemist. The ashes of failed processes themselves hold clues on to how not to catch fire again, but they still hold heat, and are bitter to the tongue.

Hey, agender people? Could you send me the genders you're not using anymore? I have... a project in mind for them.

{9} 

"The computer wants an update. Great time to flash the bios."

today seems like a particularly good day to donate to Trans Lifeline if you're able to translifeline.org/donate

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