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Dishonesty and Campaigning: A Story in Several Underhanded Acts

https://medium.com/@literorrery/dishonesty-and-campaigning-a-story-in-several-underhanded-acts-8ab1b944a39

Putrefaction of mercury. Ceration of tin. Fixation of copper. Sublimation of gold. Congelation of lead. Digestion of iron. Filtration of silver. The Work Continues.

I swear, I look like I'm in my seventies in that picture. I feel like I look like I'm in my seventies in that picture.

*tokes angrily* https://awoo.space/media/rZA69eg9S4w2PRtwQxI

It isn't that I understand the memes.

It's that I've stopped caring whether I understand or not.

I've hit the point of semantic satiation with the internet. I can be a grandma now in comfort. "That's nice, dear" can be a legitimate answer to everything, because parse errors no longer throw exceptions; they just return empty strings.

Marezy doats.
Dozey doats.
Little lamzey divey.

#define TRUE (((int)__TIMESTAMP__ * 0x1f7) ^ 0x1e3f75a9) % ((int)__TIMESTAMP__ * 214017 + 6875309) != 0

#TechHalloween

Documented for later:

Lunch was a quart of egg drop soup and three spring rolls. Dinner was most of a piece of spinach garlic naan and a pear. When I haven't been nauseous, I've been exhausted. I just barely avoided throwing up twice today and didn't manage to avoid it once.

Great Work I hate being sick.

I'm feeling so sufficiently ill that I'm kind of glad I opted out of getting high tonight. =x.x=

... so I'm home sick today because the inside of my stomach would rather be on the outside. So I chose to use the time to finish Opus Magnum.

There's a prize for finishing the main quest during early access, which I discovered because I beat the main quest and it said "congraturation!" It's... apt. Very apt.

Lead into gold without mercury.

It's a tower of Hanoi. It's a tower of frippin' Hanoi construction. Look at this beautiful thing.

https://awoo.space/media/JjmzYKADw3uXgFa9drI

Hey, everybody! The mail inviting folks to Bandaza this year has gone out, but my charming wife thinks that there are too many people on my To: line and that I'm going to get spamtrapped. So, if you think you ought to have gotten one, and you don't, check your spam trap or DM me and I'll see if I broke something.

This is also a clever way of saying if you want to come, I can probably forward you an invite.

Okay, for real. I want to make a video series that starts with me hitting the bong and then proceed into trying to make cookies, bread, and other stuff with the oven.

Twice Baked: Biscuits with th' buni

It's funny, 'cause "baked" is a double entendre, but then "biscuit" means "baked twice," so "baked twice" shows up twice, so it's a double double entende, so the title is like a cryptic crossword clue.

... my head is just _like_ this, folks.

#bakeing

I'm going to eat this entire damned loaf of bread tonight. My _stars_ this is amazing.

I didn't get an intermediate photo of the rise, but @KoBunny​ got a photo of the finished product and @adeptomega​ got one of the crumb once I cut into it. The smell of this loaf is _amazing_, and the texture came out perfect. @ElectricKeet​ called it manna.

I think it's a cracking buni loaf. https://awoo.space/media/ou9QuBAmO7-aUdPR0II https://awoo.space/media/lOt_adJ69GLEzdfN6G8

The first rise didn't seem to do much, but it's good to remember this is an incredibly dense dough. it came out of the prover -- the oven, off, with steam -- quite slack, and it took quite a bit of flour off the bench when I kneaded it. It did have a lovely texture, though, and about ten minutes of working it gave me a good firm ball. I popped it back in the prover with fresh steam for a second rise, and I've turned off the veggies to cool.