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I vetted and talked with literally 20 different development groups to find 3 good potential fits for an upcoming project; one is too expensive, one dropped the ball in a seriously bad way and one was perfect in every way with a quoted price that's half of my best expectations AND they've worked with our company before with rave reviews.

Feedback from my team: "I don't like just picking from a pool of one. Can't we get some other dev groups to compare against?

Me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

@Felthry @vahnj The bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board (Beverly)'s brother Brad is a big beautiful butch beach bum business 'bold: he makes beer

If you bother him for one, just tell him you'd love to try the bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board (Yeah, Beverly)'s big beautiful butch 'beach bum business 'bold brother Brad's beer.

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@Felthry @vahnj No no no, the bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with a bird board is beverly

You're thinking of Brad, brother of bared broad bread-eating rare-breed bored bardbold bride with bird board.

@vahnj bardbold
Kobard
There's literally no way those two go together without awesome as a result

@neonNeptunian I have a thing to send you but they're a large thing so I'm gonna wait until you get back to smoosh it on you :3

@Mycroft I can't imagine they'd delete other versions of the app, though you might have to store it somewhere other than c:\windows

Let's destroy capitalism together starting with all the call centers

@zebratron2084 H*ck yes!

I'm so tired of stories which force characters to carry around literal visual representations of their shame everywhere they go

Like, h*ck -- we all have consciences that follow us around and remind us when it's least convenient about all our mistakes. We don't need a visual queue on top of that.

For those of you lamenting the announcement that Microsoft is killing off paint.exe:

Here's an alternative which adds some sorely missing features to MS Paint and still retains a relatively small footprint: getpaint.net/

"I spoke with NoMoreMondays campaign director Mawr today who explained that they believe Mondays should forever be a mandatory day of rest. Not for any specifically religious purpose, but rather, and I quote, 'Because Fuck Mondays'. This is Patricia Hardcheese reporting live from Awoo.space. Back to you, Morgan."

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Petition to cancel Mondays

Let's get this on the ballot- make Mondays a holiday forever

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