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Job Stuff, + mostly 

@Sparrow *packs a few hugs up for you to take with, and also gives a few here!!*

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town *gentle hugs on offer* I have so many emotions and so few words. I'm sorry.

History (CW: Suicide mention) 

@literorrery *solidarity hugs*

"Drone #0391: Your front facing cranial display is exhibiting what appears to be numerous artifacts. Are you overheating?"

"Your concern is valued but misplaced, Drone #2093. I am functioning within parameters. I simply have 'Resting Glitch Face'."

A friend of mine just asked how my day was going, and my response was

"Like a clown car on fire barreling out of control towards a fireworks factory"

That mental image has just dramatically improved my day. XD

*honk-a honk-a AWOOGA*

SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!

Transphobia, deadnaming, emergency, 

HEY! If anyone has /any/ LGBTQ legal contacts in California PLEASE MESSAGE ME. A trans woman is about to be cremated in a suit, under her dead name, contrary to her own wishes. Three hours, best thing we can get is an injunction. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST

"Your fursona is a salem-colored Speckled Cape Tortoise."

Yay I'm a smol tortoise fren :D

Thank you @FursonaAssignment ♥️

Fascism in the Workplace 

@ElectricKeet That was my edit for CYA reasons. >..>

But still. X3

Fascism in the Workplace 

@wobblewuffess I edited that in for CYA purposes.

#meta #tea: Remember, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that machine that "invariably delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea"?

Only decades after reading that, in an office in another country, did I first meet an older British "tea" machine. It could, in theory, produce chocolate, coffee, or tea; but invariably delivered a cupful of brown liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike any of them.

And I said, "Oh THAT'S what he meant."

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