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re: piece of software that I'm rotating in my head 

@Felthry @codl hooking into memory gets iffy with anti-cheat but people have used computer vision to e.g. track what character people are playing

@mausmalone @mcc you can also make an exception for repeat calls, so a person calling twice within 15 minutes will always get through

re: absolutely blazing anime take, don’t say I didn’t warn you 

@halcy can't be that good if it didn't it make it into the rhythm game

using php as a repl[1] is weird but can be useful

[1] php --interactive

@batbeeps what's wrong with existing things like free stock photos?

re: eye contact 

@elilla gotta go fast

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Public transport isn't supposed to make money. It's not even supposed to break even. It's supposed to lose money and to be financed and extended from general taxes because it gives back way more than mere money.

And all the politicians know this because they keep building and maintaining streets for free

Pokémon Eat when? gotta complete the cycle (eat/sleep/game/repeat)

@Claire I'm not sure if healthkit uses cloud storage at all but on Android, yes

@Claire I think it's not? but also I don't see why they don't just integrate with smartwatches then, both Android and iOS have standardized APIs for health data

Pokémon Go++ sounds like an extremely cursed programming language

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"discover rare sleep styles" statements dreamt up by the utterly deranged

"look forward to going to sleep" I already do that

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pokemon sleep trailer be like "imagine you went to sleep and woke up next to a pokemon" bitch that's like the lives of half the furries I know

Okay, so Pokémon Sleep isn't hardware anymore, which makes sense, but…

oh no it's actually hardware, what even

@SirTapTap@mastodon.social what happened? they're hard to search for

@Siphonay congrats on becoming a professor, I knew you could do it!

also I love this design

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