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@monorail oh thanks I completely forgot about it today

@sfner okay, it doesn't cleanly translate to "in hand" but it's really close

@sfner I only know extremely basic Dutch, but I think it basically says, "from March 30, if you use hands-free calling, there'll be no trouble" but there's a "hand" pun that doesn't translate ("aan de hand" literally means "in hand")

@sfner not because it's bad, just because I don't like printers

@sfner it's one of those printers at work that I'm glad I don't have to use

@halcy programming languages should make socks with their logos on them tbh

re: Rude misreading 

@Jo "bellen" is using the phone

apparently this is about the Netherlands banning anything but handsfree telephony while driving on 30 march 2002

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ashens' random aliexpress stickers have some real head scratchers

@wxcafe just reading decompiled code for fun, as one does

shork boosted

Hey everyone, me and my boyfriend @Stereoscopic need to replace our bed as soon as possible. We are both heavy so we need a sturdy, high end bed that will last us long and allow us to sleep well, as the poor quality of our sleep currently has a negative effect on our health and well-being.

We cannot afford such an expense by ourselves just now so we are making a PayPal pool if people want to help us. Please consider helping if you can!

paypal.me/pools/c/8uOjC6XfJq

Boosts appreciated.

since everyone's doing that Spotify year-in-review thing, here's my Apple Music Replay 2020 playlist: music.apple.com/de/playlist/re

@prophet_goddess right? like, you can't glitch an egg to cook faster

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