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thinking about replaying Rise of the Tomb Raider on the hardest difficulty, I believe they added one since I last did that

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Little known fact: “FLOSS” actually refers to a GNU-licensed replacement for the original “Loss” image, included in many Linux distributions

you see, on the top right here is the score you've earned for watching youtube continuously, it'll keep going up as you watch

That being said if you like cheesy action movies Tomb Raider (2001) is actually an entertaining watch. Angelina Jolie is a perfect fit for old Lara who doesn't take shit from no one and just constantly kicks ass.

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I also rewatched Tomb Raider (the old one with Angelina Jolie) today and I found out three things:

1. The plot is strangely similar to the one of the new movie with the same name, except it ends with Lara saving someone instead of losing someone

2. Angelina Jolie is extremely good in this role and she deserved a better movie

3. IGN rated this movie 0/10 and that's hilarious and also puts the 5/10 "not enough tombs" of the new one into perspective 😄

in other news I have successfully attached a third monitor to my computer and I fear that I have become too powerful

on this friday night have this classic Youtube video: Stoiber on Drums

It's a famous speech by a German politician that's literally 90% nonsense (no, I don't know how a politician that was this bad at speaking freely got any success), but played on drums, which sounds great.

youtu.be/9Vg2h_nW0bA

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can we get a feature where the timeline won't move if you are currently or have recently moved your mouse over it

im real tired of going to click thing a and then thing b slides in under it

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Ohhh...! It would appear that we'd need to make another $12 of sales to get a payout next month!

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welp, sounds like this game is gonna have even more DLC and special edition slash preorder bonuses. Can't say I'm suprised

have you ever :dont_awoo:​ in your entire life?

coward

have you ever :awoo:​ in your entire life?

350$ fine

okay, the trailer seems to have leaked in abysmal quality, dang I'm hyped for this game youtu.be/_WvEmEzujyg

neat, Mozilla made a mixed reality rubber duck simulator, come join my room (needs webgl) hubs.mozilla.com/0qw2j2dbfnr/n

subtoot, racism 

ah yes the discourse about which racism is okay *chef kiss*

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