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You're in a cell, outside are two guards. One likes big butts and cannot lie, the other likes small butts and cannot tell the truth. You can ask one of them one question

really looking forward to finding out if the Pixel 6 is gonna look like… that

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asking for money help, boosts needed :boost_ok: 

hello!

i need $50 for groceries and $80 for medical weed

i didn't get the 2nd and 3rd stimulus because my abusive parents claimed me as a dependent to steal them. i tried filing my taxes but they got rejected, and i need a credit card to access the IRS site with the forms i need to fix that -- but that application got rejected, too. so i'm gonna be calling the IRS later today, i guess

i've been trying to find a job video editing or something, i can't work anywhere facing the public because i have asthma and if i catch covid i'll die excruciatingly

paypal: paypal.me/v33b33

cashapp: cash.app/$vantablack420

venmo: venmo.com/vantablack420

thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! :black_sparkles: :blacker_heart:

#MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

like, there's channels I like a lot that I can't subscribe to because they'd render my subscribtion page unusable, but there's no other way to tell Youtube "I like this stuff please occasionally present me some of it instead of random shit I watched last night on a whim"

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god I wish Youtube actually cared to present you the videos you subscribed to in a usable way

Apple Music is getting lossless streaming soon. Don't think I'd hear the difference on my hardware but it's nice to have the option 9to5mac.com/2021/05/17/apple-m

the Google I/O rumors make it seem like they're actually gonna announce something substantial, looking forward to it. Also, I hope they actually do something with Wear OS

Jerma playing RE8 is… an experience

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well, that was a half hour walk that I wasn't planning to take but my bike had a flat on the way home 😅

Google just seems to have removed the option to use custom Google Photos albums as Chromecast screensavers… hope it comes back at some point?

I just realized that "astroturfing" is a great pun on "grassroots" because astroturf is fake grass

Resident Evil 7 is one of the scariest video games, including scares such as:

  • you're alone at someone else's house and the phone rings
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Help me afford new glasses! Boosts welcome 

Hey there, I’m replacing my glasses and will need to pay 260€ for them.

This isn’t very urgent because I’ll be able to afford it either way, but some help would allow me to pay it in full once and have it have an impact on my fragile finances that would be easier to manage.

Consider helping if you can and want! But if you have more important places to put your money at please prioritize that.

Thank you!

paypal.me/pools/c/8ztueka7BH

finished RE8, what a fucking video game, and I mean that in the best way possible

RE8 update: still a ton of fun! Made it to the fourth boss lair

lol, I wanted to watch Apple TV+ on my Desktop and it asked me for the security code of my dad's credit card (it's a family subscription), because apparently Firefox on Windows isn't a trustworthy browser

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