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@cyndisision@witches.town oh, yes, I will listen to that as soon as I get home!

Today is the only day in history when every adult was born in the 1900s, and every minor was born in the 2000s.

Today is the end of all 90s kids. The seal is broken.

what do you call jokes about glass eyes 

vitreous humor

@faeylayn thanks! I hope you have a fun today in whatever form that takes :)

Parents 

@masklayer Sounds like it's time to assert some boundaries 💜​

I learned about a new weird fish today!
finsunited.co.nz/bite-blog/bow

"The reason they’re called 'guitarfish' is because they resemble the musical instrument… if it was underwater. I mean, if you want to spend the money to throw a guitar into the ocean, you let us know and we'll be there to let you know if this common name is accurate."

@Efi That's not the most informative introduction but I've seen you around so okay. Hi!

@noelle There's a really nice, kind of melancholy Twine game where you play as a starship AI trying to find a new home for humanity: philome.la/johnayliff/seedship

drugs (+) 

@Soreth that is a very good plan for a very good dragon :)

I had no idea uranium salts and oxides are colors this pretty

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