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shitpost, trans 

Transperson singing "now I only want you gone" to their testes.

food nondiscourse 

@Vann@glitch.social cola is brown.

Question for trans folks:

When you replay memories of people referring to you or interacting with you pre-transition, do you mentally edit in them using your current correct pronouns?

I do this.

@mawr gosh, that request is the kind of thing I love you for. Happy day to you :)

Turns out low to medium complexity carbon molecules are actually really common.

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"Organic matter found in <astronomical location>!" is pretty much always an overhyped bullshit story.

@orrery huh, you're the second person to say something along those lines :)

Question about y'alls theologies!

Does the existence of gods predate or postdate humans as we currently exist as a species?

(atheists need not reply)

How I could glibly describe my current religious views: "I believe there's lots of gods. Doesn't mean I'm on a first-name basis with any of 'em."

Technology!

Via my phone while coming home from work, I have:
-deposited my paycheck
-paid my insurance
-balanced my budget
-coordinated with partner regarding dinner
-ordered dinner
-wrote this toot

All without saying a word. :-)
"Phone" is increasingly an anachronistic term.

@rey okay a taped up sign reading "SMALL HITS" is really good.

So I haven't actually played much Fortnite yet, but when I thought about texting my boss to ask about the work schedule the first phrasing that came to mind was "So where are we dropping tomorrow?"

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