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shitpost, gross 

a hot dog with only mustard is called a snot dog send toot

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

dancing for an entire janelle monae set is fucking amazing but also B O D Y A C H E

just been gay and affectionate openly 

I love you. I hope you fall into flow soon. <3

AAAAAAA Janelle Monae concert tonight!!! So excited 💞💞💞💞

What should I wear? Binder + fishnet hoodie? Or psychadelic dress? Hmmmm....

I would -love- to see this.

(I'm also a little worried that if the methods of acquisition were publicized they'd be easier to shut down :/)
RT @queermel@twitter.com Controversial zine idea: How to obtain black market hormones and safely take them.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/queermel/status/10

Anyway your experience of the world is an janky-ass active construct of your brain, not any kind of pass-through feed on "reality".

And that's why I have a necker cube tattoo.

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I'm so full of ✨feelings✨! It's kinda nice sometimes.. but I worry that I might be a bit overwhelming to other folx when I exude them all over and tell them how awesome they are 😓

Self-promotion 

Hello, I'm Gay Nonhuman Sap and i like to write about positive transformation, finding yourself, and kinky furry stuff.

If you like my stuff or just want to support me I have a ko-fi.com/oneironott

I'm going to start doing these and other writing more, finally, so yay ^^

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*slaps the roof of a non-deterministic Turing machine* this bad boy can fit so many deterministic Turing machines in it

I SCREAMED
RT @ProfBeast@twitter.com *slaps side of Sierpinski triangle*
this bad boy can fit so many fucking Sierpinski triangles in it

🐦🔗: twitter.com/ProfBeast/status/1

selfie, grumpiness 

ugh. I'm oncall today and already in the middle of 2 issues. I would like a Mulligan on the day please?

Shield me from oncall with soft fluffy affection.

Gender transition (chest reconstruction) - info request, plz boost 

I just had a consult with a top surgery doctor today! I am really excited but also somewhat anxious about the options. I'm in the fun grey area where I can go with double-incision or inverted-t procedures.

Because of my unique gender situation, I don't know many folks who've had top surgery procedures, or where to find them. I'd love to talk to folks who've had both of the above, especially inverted-T, to help me decide.

Thanks!

* data entry and archiving in SAP, NetSuite, Salesforce, Raiser's Edge and more

* typing at 70 wpm

* lifting and carrying up to 60 lbs

* answering or referring a high volume of phone calls and emails (up to 300+ emails daily at a prior position)

* driving automatic transmission vehicles for extended periods of time

* skilled fencer (foil, saber, some iado) with some capoeira, wing tsun and stage combat experience

* artist for hire!

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