Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@k i've spent 40 minutes telling it once because the person was bored and didn't hurry me. im shocked they didn't get mad at me

@k short version is you describe a businessman whose car breaks down. everything about this old lady who hosts him is pink, so you describe all the details as you tell how he spends the night

you do this twice more. the first two times you describe how the businessman eats corn flakes, and the final time he eats raisin bran

and you ask: "know the moral of the story? 2/3 businessmen prefer corn flakes"

@k i love long jokes that are just bad puns

i can tell "The Pink House" it's the only joke I can do well

@k let me guess: "better Nate than lever"?

@Vann@glitch.social this is my mech

gay pride

Update: Gundam is good

The boy is forcing me to watch the original Gundam

I long for the sweet release of bepis

@Leucrotta hrnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghgghhghh

@Gaypow need to download more ram

@Gaypow I call my husband that too, you pointed it out once

@Gaypow lmfao

maybe it was The Boy

@Gaypow lewd

@KawaSeadrake that all of us have fought so hard to stay going and despite being beaten down again and again we're still here and we're queer af

@srol still annoying!!!!!!!!!

@srol there's likely a problem with the battery that makes it difficult to both charge and use at the same time - maybe permanent battery drain or something

a design like this guarantees that the user cannot use the mouse while it is charging

ask not for whom the ass bripes
He bripes for thee

@dagoth@mastodon.art you: "It's totally anonymous!"

Me: "Kobolds pls"

:3

@zyabin101 *tears up* so proud of my son