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Finally talked to a little to Haku's owner! Haku has a good dad

Life Update (no CW, just under cut) 

@Sparrow hug. I'm proud

@thefishcrow yes but you can change the skin to awoo in your settings and jani shows up!

@green it's ok to like, invite it and stuff I guess

It's not like there's a no debate rule or something silly like that

But for myself at least and hopefully others this is an escape from people who don't wanna listen or have any empathy

many of us just want a space to exist as ourselves and not get yelled at all the time about politics that genuinely threaten us

we're hurting enough thanks

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friendly reminder that ppl on awoo dont really want to debate p much at all

there are other spaces for that if you want to yell at people you think are wrong

@k but yea you just walk the person through the house and describe everything as pink. pink flamingos in the lawn, pink car, pink porch, pink door, etc. so much pink

@k i've spent 40 minutes telling it once because the person was bored and didn't hurry me. im shocked they didn't get mad at me

@k short version is you describe a businessman whose car breaks down. everything about this old lady who hosts him is pink, so you describe all the details as you tell how he spends the night

you do this twice more. the first two times you describe how the businessman eats corn flakes, and the final time he eats raisin bran

and you ask: "know the moral of the story? 2/3 businessmen prefer corn flakes"

@k i love long jokes that are just bad puns

i can tell "The Pink House" it's the only joke I can do well

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