Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
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I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
depression med research (-)
i'd rather take the drugs and not kill myself than worry about it killing me "in the long term"
either way, fuck
https://medicalxpress.com/news/2017-09-antidepressants-significantly-elevated-death.html
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I'm an afrolatinx disabled neurodivergent trans person and I just lost my job and am in an emergency. Please share this and donate if you can. Everything is explained and broken down in the description of this link.
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oh! I remembered just in the very nick of time, it’s #ff #followfriday
One of my fav. artists I’ve discovered here is @Bonesnail wonderful creature design & traditional media skills that encompass luminous colour+deft, expressive line
I’ve known & loved hvincent, @modgethanc &/or @modgethanc for years in the elastic way the internet allows people to drift apart & come back together. Their photography, adventurous spirit, dialog w/gender & animality are a lovely addition to any timeline
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i think at this point i've heard the undertale soundtrack enough that i could've played the whole game through for an equivalent amount of time
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@vahnj @TrollDecker And in gay awoos, even death may die.
memes die fast but shitposts are forever!
wait no nevermind
wired: old memes
tired: reversed meaning day
food pun
microwave dinners = freasy meals
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orc pooptootin', pathfinder
@vahnj a little like my bard's claim that, if a halfling is holding it, by definition it's an ancient and honorable halfling weapon.
*listens to General Mibi again*
orc pooptootin', pathfinder
Wanna argue semantics and say it has to be only the word "orc"?
OK, fine. I pick up another orc and beat you with it.
orc pooptootin', pathfinder
everyone's favorite pathfinder rule:
"Weapon Familiarity: Half-orcs are proficient with greataxes and falchions and treat any weapon with the word “orc” in its name as a martial weapon."
I pick up the sORCerer and smash the bad guy.
I wield an ORChestra like it's the downtown club.
My thrown weapon? An ORCa.
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how to celebrate orctober
@vahnj sorc? Orc sorc? Orc Sorcerer! Orc sorcerorcs.
how to celebrate orctober
1. enjoy fine orcs
2. no really, please enjoy them
3. smooch the orcs, if you are so inclined
4. draw orcs, if you want to join in
5. orcs
6. orcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcsorcs
twitter link
ORCTOBERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Awoooooooooooooooooooo
i should prolly just go to sleep. good night
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@vahnj @thefishcrow I thought it was kobolds wearing jorts... And the kobolds are worn as hats. A jorts-kobold-hat.
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@vahnj (everything is art)
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Pronouns: he/him/they/them
Gay: yes
Admin: very
Kobolds: every day
Private account: @crom
...
I'm an admin! Please don't add me in follow Friday threads.
call me James, Crom, or vahn
sad and gay friendo, lover of and father to kobolds.
lewd jokes != flirting
I follow back awoo.spacers! Lemme know if you don't want that.
An introvert with social anxiety, and depression.
Joined Feb 2017
