Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Five of the six things that I was complaining about being broken yesterday are now less broken.

And I got a clean bill of health from my dentist follow-up. I was braced for thousands of dollars in surgery and ended up paying $100 for a cleaning.

At the moment, my biggest immediate problem is waiting for the fluoride on my teeth to wear off so I can finally have breakfast. :p

Make that six cheesecakes.

Here is a list of all the things in our apartment that have recently broken or malfunctioned:

* the dishwasher
* the vaporizer
* the desk fan
* the microwave carousel
* my portable media drive
* the apartment dryer

I'd go take a nap, but I'd be half-afraid the bedframe would break. -_-

peggy went and ruined a perfectly good depression

again

fuck that dragon and the stupid adorable kitty laundry hamper she bought me

( =^___________^= )

@anthracite Remember you have a trained minion now...

@Leucrotta Yeah, that's the thing, this all sounds like a pretty solid plan to me...

@mmsword Geez, Zander, just your standard Système Internationale metric cheesecake! ;)

another one of those days where my mental state can be measured in the number of cheesecakes i would eat if i failed a willpower roll

(five. five big cheesecakes. plus one to rest my face in when i was done.)

"Great reasoning about Martin Buber! :) "

two pasts down
two* to go

@KawaSeadrake I think I was largely inspired by good-natured envy, since @anthracite beat it for the first time two days ago, despite having played for about a tenth as long as I have. :)

Also, the homing bullets, bullet-slowing items, and an evil clown companion doing most of the shooting for me probably didn't hurt either. >_>;

beat it

marine

it's a good day

@JulieSqveakaroo I think I have 'em! My image collection is huuuuuuuge so it may take a while, but when I next run across her I'll pop her in the Space Mail. <3

@CeruleanK I mean... Seattle is still a hell of a good place for that, Rainfurrest or no Rainfurrest. *hug*

license to swill (shitpost; cw: booze, colonialism)

@Leucrotta Wouldn't it suck to find out your Mogwai was still on factory settings, and you die from feeding him first thing in the morning, because it's 12:01 am in goddamn Nha Trang?!

One more thing: It's just so surreal seeing Judge Reinhold alive and well!

(Shh, yes, I know.)

Also, wow, I'd forgotten what incredible tonal issues this movie had. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE WACKY CHRISTMAS SLAUGHTER?

There is sure a lot of filler comedy in the first half of Gremlins, filler comedy backed by fantastically dated Comedy Synthesizer Music. Now there's a lost art.

Stupid question, and don't even bother asking how it came up, but...

The movie Gremlins. Okay. Gizmo. Don't feed him after midnight. But.

UNTIL WHEN?!? When is it okay to feed a Mogwai again? 12:01? 1 am? 6 am? Dawn? Noon? What if you're carrying one on a plane and you change time zones?

THIS SEEMS LIKE KIND OF AN IMPORTANT THING TO ESTABLISH RIGHT OFF THE BAT GIVEN THE WHOLE TF AND MURDER THING

U2/ZZ Top mashup, submitted without comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBYQ7cMJhkQ

@green @noelle mfw anyone brings up that word