Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

#moodsnapshot

(Yes, the number on his cake is accurate. Nutmeg's seen some shit, man.)

Need to talk to people about some stuff soon, but this is not the day.

Nobody did a thing wrong. This is about parts of me that may have fallen off & getting up the nerve to ask for help trying to reattach them.

Or about learning to have a happy life with them missing? I don't even fucking know at this point. I've totally lost the ability to gauge how much this part of me even matters.

It just stings, lately. Phantom limb stuff. And I suspect I'm a less pleasant person without it.

@Phorm Ah, okay, just a similar species from the same genus -- mine was Red Letter Media.

Woke up from an afternoon nap to realize that the misplaced data files I had been frantically looking for hours did not, strictly speaking, exist.

Well, that was a freebie.

@Phorm Wait, which channel was this? I already have a guess, 'cause I had a REAL similar experience...

@sig "Warning: Cats can turn burgers into pizza without warning."

@emanate @mawr Eh-heh. During my notorious road trip moving to Seattle in '99, the mechanic in Butte poked around at the Albatross ('87 babyshit brown Buick Century) for thirty-seconds and said, and I quote, "That tranny's not long for this world." I just smirked.

Well, it's almost 20 years later and I'm still here, motherfucker. (And the poor misnamed Albatross defied the wisdom of Butte's greatest mechanics, and lasted the full year and a half until I moved back to Boston.)

Yeah, okay, I think the item list for Trash Panda Hospital is slowly approaching the desired balance between "adorable" and "nightmarish."

@Soreth (It is a very weak dad-grade joke, is what it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RDUYOSpH9w )

@Soreth No, but I do have Smokey Robinson and the Miracles stuck in my head now. >_<

@JulieSqveakaroo Have you played the game at all? The gungeon has *surprisingly* good catering. They have fresh oranges, pork bao, dwarven stout, cheese that turns you into Pac-Man(!!!<3), soda, coffee, broccoli (if you're one of THOSE sorts), hot peppers, free-range* chicken, and Rare Candies, FFS. My last Microsoft gig wasn't even this well-catered!

*well, they were free-range enemies before we magically TFed them into chickens, anyway

Plans for this morning:

1) Eat breakfast so nobody can lecture me about goddamned self-care. ;)
2) Play Enter the Gungeon until I have accumulated a substantial amount of adrenaline in my system.
3) Use adrenalin to actually start giving a shit about something, anything.
4) Probably just eat again and play more Gungeon.

mood; cat; cat mood

@mona@cybre.space Nope, every single other comment supported them, or else I probably would have left more quietly...

Wow. Someone I was watching on FA just unleashed a massive rant about how deeply and personally wounded they are by "what the SJWs did to" the new She-Ra.

Did not think I would actually see a real specimen of that in the wild. Especially given that, as is usually the case with these Consumergate freak-outs, She-Ra was not actually a good show to begin with.

Oh, well. Bye-bye Herisheft, and fuck you for the "transtrenders" remark.

@Leucrotta I swear to god, if you ever question whether you are a Real Artist again, I will INVERT you and hang you from a coat hook. XD

Steven Universe self-care posters from someone's school. These are perfect. They actually read like they were written by people who watch the damn show.

https://i.redd.it/ucy52q1zz9f11.jpg

#ShortDurationPersonalSavior #TheHeroWeDeserve #KenMSquad

https://twitter.com/movie_goofs

Oh, look! Two of my favorite organizations! Hey, it's a slow day -- whaddaya say you and you go fight for my pleasure?

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/07/brainless-political-agenda.html