Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@troodon Same here, but I'd like *you* to say it first. :D

Dawn, I'm going to take that as a "yes, *but*..." :) <3

Coming around to agree with you on that Influence, though. I don't belong here anymore. It's time to go.

Q: "Hey, Dawn Sr.? Your mom wants to bail on Seattle and drag me to New Orleans. Is she nuts?"

A:
Situation: 6 Disks [space cat]
Influence: VOID(!) [nothin]
Past: 4 Cups [bored lady]
Present: Chevalier of Wands [rhino samurai]
Future: 2 Coins [nekkid op-art lady]
Outlook: Chevalier of Coins [crazy rich fire lady]
Self: Ace of Swords [mask lady with gears]
Others: FORTITUDE [pillar lady w/lioness fren]
Psych: Queen of Cups [rubber queen in reflection]
Theme: HERMIT [portal jester]

Huh.

It tells you a lot about me that (a) I don't carry a phone and (b) the only reason I kinda want one is to photograph my daily Tarot spreads for y'all.

@anthracite And you know damn well that Dawn is seldom wrong. <3

(Oh, and if it's any consolation, future spam is mostly just depressing because they have it better than us. Unless, you know, you have a real strong attachment to humans or a problem with FALGSC or something.)

(those who faved the original, please excuse my identity crisis; I'm a Martian on the streets and a Mooncat in the sheets, and yes, that's every bit as suboptimal as it sounds. =^_^;= )

I should really get my antennae reactivated. I had them turned off when I went Earth-native, mostly because spam from the future is REALLY depressing, but it turns out there are a whole lot of people on 21st-century Terra who really deserve a psychic mauling. =>__<=

@troodon *hugs plus cursory psionic assault upon your ex* <3

Today was a great day, really. We got to hang out with @PhoenixTril, which makes any day good! Everything is going fine except for deep emotional stuff that's currently resting inertly in The Vault.

But fuck, am I frustrated at my brain and how much effort it takes to cajole it into being productive.

@mawr Isn't it nice, seeing this keep happening and being a Real Thing? Peg and I were telling each other lurid fantasies earlier about a world where a humbled, ragged Twitter is begging us to come federate, and we all block them on sight...

@Soreth CW: IMMINENT THREAT TO ANY KEYS AND COINS IN YOUR POCKETS WHILE YOU'RE DISTRACTED

@mmsword Always. *nod*

@tastymochafox Now I kinda wanna get a commission of a vacationing 10' Martian tigress at the beach, looking REALLY AWKWARD in a far-too-tiny deck chair, desperately trying not to break anything or rawr at anyone as the local Neptunians fuss good-naturedly over her. =>_>;;=

@zx3 From this day forward, I'm gonna hear the Torgo theme song every time I see Huckabee Sanders.

You truly are a blessing to us all, humble projectionist. <3

Oh. RIGHT. I guess they would be natural enemies.

This came up in an image search, and now I'm just wondering what Kermit could have possibly done to piss off Sarah Huckabee Sanders so badly. (Beating people up for trying to educate kids sounds more like a DeVos thing, honestly.)

I should make some kind of Neptunian culture hero OC. I've always considered myself an exceedingly poor candidate for otterhood but dammit, the Neptunians are one of the last vestiges of my shared paracosm, and I should do something to own that.

The rest of the world doesn't have to acknowledge that I was the First Neptunian, but... dammit, I think *I* want to. Maybe some kind of shady Zaphod type who just kind of founded it by accident on a bender, then forgot.

@Momentrabbit Your score for this meme depends ENTIRELY upon whether the black stripes are licorice or dark chocolate. CHOOSE WISELY, RABBIT. THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER.

@Phorm (Wait, wait, NO. I wanna be the computer...)