Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

let the record show that the last drop of freon in my chill system was exhausted circa 1:15 am EST

#EternalSeptember

(does a little more research and it dawns: "Ohhhhh, of COURSE! Because he lives in his mother's BASEMENT!")

Well, can we get him a decent apartment and THEN defenestrate him? =^____^=

#TigerLogic
#MartianLaw

Nobody's adequately explained to me yet why simply defenestrating Joshua Conner Moon is not a constructive option.

I am not necessarily advocating this action. I am simply proposing it for hypothetical discussion as part of a new sociological theory I call "window-centric gravitational discourse."

Folks, could you please expand your acronyms if you're talking about something the least bit niche or obscure? It's really DMTTBOM. >_~

"Cosmic Love is absolutely Ruthless and Highly Indifferent: it teaches its lessons whether you like them or not." -- John C. Lilly, who granted was doing vast quantities of ketamine at the time

Current mood: heartbroken to discover the username "InvertedJenny" is already taken on Reddit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inverted_Jenny

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Inconnue_de_la_Seine

#moodsnapshot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sxnXO2RjVg

Mostly due to the association with the movie "Snatch," and the accompanying sense of throwing one's hands up in the air and going, "Okay, none of this story made the faintest sense, but I guess it turned out okay after all the sound and fury?"

I dunno, maybe it's a sign I'm getting ready to move on from the past year, or maybe it's just a mood.

TIL that the Republicans criticized the very existence of the "nuclear hotline" with Moscow for last-minute negotiations with the USSR, on the ground that it "sought accommodations with Communism" and "alienated proven allies" by deigning to communicate with The Enemy.

So yeah, basically, Republicans have been complete paranoid shitheads for decades.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow%E2%80%93Washington_hotline#Political_criticism

@acetone_kitten thinking of youuuuuu https://store.steampowered.com/app/762610/Russian_Subway_Dogs/

https://www.citylab.com/equity/2018/08/commute-discrimination-is-a-thing/568030/

Does anyone who remembers Level_Head or Prester Scott know where they are these days? I kinda have this urge to print out the above article and ram it up a libertarian's nasal passage really hard.

@Soreth @prpl@dragon.style And then, we have the greatest of all time...

@Soreth "It's like a pair of eyes. You're looking at the umlaut, and it's looking at you." -- David St. Hubbins

@prpl@dragon.style @Soreth If you wanna get REALLY technical and nitpicky, and if I'm not mistaken: something more like "spoongal tap."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotted_and_dotless_I

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Close_back_unrounded_vowel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-diaeresis

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Velar_nasal

#DontBlameTheTiger
#BlameHerEmployers

@Soreth I have so much respect for you for taking the time to punctuate that correctly, not to mention knowing where to find a dotless ı *and* an n-dieresis. :D <3

"...the only true villain in my story: the oversized human brain." -- Leon Trotsky Trout, deadish narrator of Kurt Vonnegut's _Galapagos_

@Oneironott I don't know how well it's aged, but you might enjoy Kurt Vonnegut's novel Galapagos. Its central thesis is that human evolution to sapience was a REAL BAD IDEA and we'd all be better off "devolving" back into ottery things with better, less violent and forebrain-heavy, priorities...

@troodon It has a lot of different meanings, including oddly enough the literary movement that Stephen Crane and Mark Twain were a part of... but I don't think that's what our confused friend meant, either. I honestly don't think he knows what he meant.

@mawr They look like such a cozy winter friend!

"According to naturalism, gay doesn't work" -- an actual argument advanced by someone on the Adventure Time subreddit about why Bubblegum and Marceline can't really be a "gay" couple since they're "not even the same species."

I curse this befuddled stooge to discover the postfurry community someday. The resulting neurological damage should be very rewarding to watch.