Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

And here's an entire album by the composer of the "Jazzy Spies" theme...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovpeIiimfcc

Holy shit. This has always been one of my favorite Sesame Street bits, but I never knew it was freakin' Grace Slick doing the vocals...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5stWhPNyec&feature=youtu.be

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH GO AWAY WEIRD GRAY FLAPPY THING THAT NOBODY WILL TELL ME IF IT'S BENIGN OR NOT

or at least wait until my insurance kicks in if you're gonna do something even creepier

AND KINDLY LEAVE MY GODDAMN RETINA WHERE YOU FOUND IT

thank you i feel better now

oh god

they caught up with me

snl figured out my gender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BONhk-hbiXk

One of my old supervisors was SO OBSESSED with this old Muppet sketch, seriously quoted it like 2-3 times a week...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCBn5J83Poc

#ELEIF!

Hey gods?! I'm not asking for much from you here. All I want is a handsomely printed, leather-bound, signed book of every bad thing that's going to happen to me and the people I care about for the rest of our lives, dated and indexed.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS, you're not ruining anything for me, I *promise*. I don't watch this show for the suspense, yanno. Nobody does. Did you... not know that? >___<

(um if this volume is out of print, i will happily accept a Death Note instead... O:) )

No change in my eye condition, nor despite that (and a bunch of research last night that should probably should be encouraging), my stress level.

Can not shut the fucking anxiety down, even though none of the *nasty* eye symptoms (flashers, blood, etc.) have happened at all. For all I know, this isn't even a real PVD and I'm just stressing out over an ordinary floater I never noticed before. (Unlikely, it's modestly huge and... sorry, this is gross, still seems to be STUCK to something. D: )

TBH... missing legal weed like fucking crazy right now. I miss the Royal Road to sanity. Fortunately, I have Netflix, butter chicken, caffeine, and a cool dragon, and a TON of work that needs doing one way or the other, so I think I'll get by.

In the meantime, I could use a little luck. Come on, kids! If you believe in proper retinal adhesion, stand up and clap your hands! ^______^;;;

@zx3 Yikes, keep up posted! Yeah, I think OHP has earned a break for the week. Focus on recovering! *hug*

@JulieSqveakaroo If you ever need to borrow my elf slicer...

@Austin_Dern I ended up buying components for a homemade crunchwrap. :)

"Utopia is never more than what we are; the people in them will always be just like us." -- Jeremy Adam Smith, "The Ten Stupidest Utopias"

One of the last Quotes of the Day from my cringey old queenofstripes Livejournal. Whoo lordy did I end up living that one.

@kelseyhusky GL, darlin <3

@Xinjinmeng@mastodon.social @Leucrotta As it happens, I *do* know that... and Peg vetoed it like two years ago. Um, do you know anybody who'll ship discreetly? n.n;

@Leucrotta Sadly, I don't qualify for ANY of those, and #3 is really starting to get to me. >_>;

(I desperately needed a loooooong tolerance break anyhow! And yeah, I haven't had Taco Bell since maybe 2017, in Northgate? It was... pretty okayish. And I can GET all sorts of better stuff, but it would've cost me like 2x as much in delivery fees...)

@Thaminga @Oneironott ​@body@mastodon.social Dammit, this is the first time in ten years I've missed the lavavixen. I hardly qualify for any of those anymore, damn this adorable flesh body! I don't suppose y'all have a sign for "EXTREME CRANIAL NOMMING HAZARD?" 🐯

@kelseyhusky I think I'm gonna compromise with my darker nature, save the $15 delivery fee, and just go eat at the local gas station. :)

This being New Orleans, this actually ain't as bad as it sounds. They have, like, empanadas and boudin eggrolls and calzones and stuff, and their food actually gets a surprisingly high Yelp rating... And I'm not feeding, like Yum Brands and/or Skynet in the process. :)

But you're not wrong—I could still fuckin murder a Crunchwrap & an XXL Grilled Stuft...

somebody please convince me i don't need taco bell

the culinary evils of butter chicken + ramen were sufficient to themselves

@Leucrotta And I can virtually guarantee you they've had the EXACT SAME THOUGHT about someone else. And there's probably some young artist out there thinking the same thing about you. n.n (The tragedy of course is that in 99% of these cases, we never ever know...)

@hummingrain I mean, I tried to read Ulysses once. Got about 40 pages in. If I saw James Joyce stabbed at the side of the road, I'd probably go looking around for whose hand to shake. :p

Today was... weird, one of those days I just spent stuck in useless, formless anxiety. The eye floaties were definitely a part of it, though they haven't really gotten any worse, and... I dunno.

There was that, and a payroll error at work that's STILL not resolved, and another round of minor complications getting insurance worked out... and I just sat around all day napping and accomplishing nothing at all. Except for eating butter chicken and ramen. In the same bowl.

OTOH Peg is back now and that alone reduces my stress level by like 75%. ^_^ Finally rolling on work, got a nice easy evaluation of a nice terrible coworker whose errors are all conveniently obvious and huge. ;>