Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta [I'm gonna let my draconic charlatan Enmerkar answer this one, straight from the shelves of the Library of Babel...]

No, no, you missed it! Octopuses have _excellent_ Latin skills and still observe the old Roman calendar, so it was actually in August. You see, they never forgave the Caesars for popularizing calamari. *nod*

@anthracite Yikes, be SUPER careful hun!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awpLEEKGDiY

A fable for our times.

(cw: ooky totalitarian political satire in the flimsy guise of a children's show; extreme Britishness)

@hummingrain Aw, geez, I hope Jerry's OK! Been fretting over them myself since they started having issues! Best luck to you and all your scaly friends! <3

@anthracite @Leucrotta Yeah, I'm probably a lot more like the Heretic than the Wanderer.

#HurryUp
#YouLazyFuckingMuppet

"It's always better to leave the party early." -- Bill Watterson

@kelseyhusky More answer than you wanted: 😊​

The good news is that as far as I know, Mr. Watterson remains pure and unsullied!

The bad news is that he did so by switching over to landscape painting and becoming notoriously avoidant of any and all publicity.

Sadly, it would take miraclse of theological proportions to get him to do anything Calvin and Hobbes related again. He's cartooned for the public roughly 3–5 times in the 24 years since his strip ended.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Watterson#After_Calvin_and_Hobbes)

@anthracite @Leucrotta I suspect she'd throw herself off a tower before she reconciled, though.

@anthracite @Leucrotta Heh. Eh-heh. Eh-heh-heh-heh.

I know just the estranged twin I'd pick. And I'm pretty sure I'M the Skekko in the mix. *sigh*

@Austin_Dern Arm the birds with lasers and grey goo and that's basically what Puzzlebox and 12Fold were like...

@Phorm And then, inexplicably, that genie went on to own a family burger restaurant and spy for her rich alcoholic mother.

@anthracite wait what what what what what

@Soreth Fun fact: Einstein was just calculating its AC in 1st-Ed AD&D.

@Soreth (Geez, where's Megaweapon when you need him!?)

@hummingrain Best of luck with your brainweasels, hon! I just fended off a pack of them myself... *hug*

Apparently only two people on this planet still regularly use the word "rad": Peggy and Bill Hader. I just watched an interview with him and I am grinning so hard.

@hystericempress "Bea, what is best in life?"

"Oh, yes, I've learned from my mistakes. And I'm sure I could repeat them exactly." -- Peter Cook (as Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling)

This shall be the whole of the law. This may also be a very broad-spectrum subtoot, as I grow increasingly impatient with the way my Fellow Travelers handle semiotic "threats."

@001zlnv Well, not meowing _exactly_... *proud bristle*