Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Soreth NOW IF ONLY I CAN FIND MY GINGHAM DRESS, MATCHING BONNET, AND MY LITTLE PENGUIN FRIEND MITZI WE CAN RESTORE OXYGEN TO THE SHIP BY 2600 HOURS...

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@Soreth YOU. ARE. A. GENIUS.

*eyes footwear*

*eyes hammer and nails*

*eyes shirts*

*eyes underwear*

*eyes sixteen-page manifesto about the Punctuation Cartels*

*eyes hammer and nails again*

*eyes autographed photoprint of Pepe Silvia*

*eyes the neighbor cats and goes naaaaaah*

*eyes neighbors*

...

GENIUS. Genius. GeNiUs. gEnIuS. GENIUS. Dragon is genius. Genius. Everything can be fixed. Hammer, nail. Got a hammer, need a nail. Genius. Genius.

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Current mental condition:

LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.

This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)

@JulieSqveakaroo That's a rough string of things to have to deal with all at once. *hugs a ton*

@xinjinmeng My how you've grown! n.n

@chimerror Huh. I wonder if that means there's an "Ace Trump" out there in a parallal universe, who actually managed to come out a decent guy.

holy shit why had i not heard of this before

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AxSz52U8Giw

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boomtown_(music_festival)

actually my social anxiety would wreck it for me, i can't even handle larps, but i'm so glad it exists

@Soreth You've come so far, drakelady, and I'm so proud of you. *hugs tight*

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you guys i do geographical research for a living and i am extremely disturbed by this google streetview link

https://goo.gl/maps/FnKtS3pK3ERTn24d7 (cw: tindalos gates or some shit)

holy FUCK this pushes my buttons (and makes me miss my own cannabis-fueled faerie dragon OC something fierce)...

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/35570573/

@Leucrotta Obligatory response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyfsGaWyz0U&t=1299s

Also, a vaguely similar song from Pylon that I've always had a soft spot for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doE0tpoA5tU

I thought it might be a good sanity-boosting measure to start doing daily readings with the Silicon Dawn ( @anthracite 's tarot ) and keeping the results in a journal for posterity.

Heh. I dunno, I love my cardboard daughter(s), but Dawn might be a little too grumpy to be of much relief. I've gotten two in a row whose theme was basically, to quote the great Western philosopher Homestar Runner, "The Good Times aww ovah fowevah!" Lots of sad dragon ladies and cracked landscapes.

Oh, well. Gonna keep doing it anyhow, might even get up the nerve to post a few here (and leave you puzzle through my cryptic notation system on your own).

@Phorm [🐯​] Hey, I know Todd! We ate some guy!

@Leucrotta Oh, wow, I didn't know we had that large of a population that close to home, not big enough to have Amharic signage!

@Leucrotta Oh WOW. Where exactly are you?