Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

(Plus, um, extreme virulent systemic racism but I couldn't figure out how to work that into the Skittles metaphor 'cause it's 1 AM ffs. n.n; )

I'm fucking sick of seeing lazy-ass dehumanizing hyperbole like "there are no good cops," but... yeah.

Poison Skittles metaphor. It's not our goddamn job to tell the good ones from the bad ones; any number of bad ones whatsoever is too many; the number of bad ones seems to be rising, not falling; and every time someone dies from pulling a bad one, their manufacturers are more concerned about their brand than getting the damn poison out of the factory. >__<

Plus, every so often one comes out of the bag with a swastika on it instead of an "S" and if you're thinking "yeah, but those S ones are usually a really good wholesome snack" instead of "who the fuck is making poison Nazi skittles" there is something wrong with you. >____<

No CW for this one, it's too important. Every #BLM supporter needs this excellent video by the inimitable T1J in their debate arsenal. It's just a really good solid factual/statistical takedown of anti-BLM talking points like "cops kill more white people."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAA-w5DiAAU

"Justice for some people is an evil for others. Good intentions, kindness, and hope will not necessarily make people happy." -- Gen Urobuchi

@Phorm I should really get back to that, I'm sure I missed dozens of good candidates...

@kistaro yes this will do nicely thank you

@Thaminga Added to stockpile.

@kelseyhusky @anthracite Found it!

https://colestia.itch.io/a-hand-with-many-fingers

@JulieSqveakaroo Good, I am genuinely relieved. *hug* Anything anyone can do to reduce their Cheetoh Stress even a little is a net positive in the universe.

@kelseyhusky *hunts through menu for "biting own lip" emoji* <3

(here's the link in case you're feeling very brave -- feel free to browse my other playlists that are mostly NOT meant to inflict loathing <3 )

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWiaTQ91EE2F26eRA4O1Fl68Iz6h5RL77

do not taunt me with the smashmouth

you have no idea what kind of arsenal i have

do not make me consider retaliation

every one of these psychic weapons has been field-tested against a Level 49 dragon who is already used to my bullshit

@kelseyhusky dammit husky i must love you if i'm letting you get away with smashmouth

now take your damn fave and leave

🔥​​🌎​🔥​​

@Soreth YES

@Oneironott *also* omg <3 <3 <3

*rubs up against you then knocks a few things off your shelves*

@Oneironott omg <3 <3 <3

@Oneironott The Cat is an inspiration to us all. I can only strive to be as aloof, selfish, cryptic, and annoying as her someday. <3 <3 <3

I just saw someone on Twitter use the phrase "toxic positivity" and this may be the first time anyone has truly understood my worldview.

@Leucrotta Specious Feces, everybody's favorite knockoff peanut butter candy...