Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@KinkyTurtle "Et j'aurais pu m'en tirer aussi, sans ces ados curieux et leur chien!"

The kids are demolishing their graduation dinner: one piece of grilled tuna and one of grilled salmon. (A whole filet of each would have been far too much, so Auntie Rez lovingly assisted them. 🐯❤️​)​ They have no clue they're about to leave home and Mama for good.

Well, "for good" except that their new home is 300 feet away and if they get lonely we can easily arrange for a visit... ^______^

The most important thing that I've learned in the last three months:

You can not push a cat.

FUN FACTS: "Ivo," Track #1 from the legendary Cocteau Twins album Treasure, was named for Ivo Shandor, head of 4Chan Records.

While numerous English lyric sheets for the song exist, they are all incorrect, as the album is sung in a mixture of languages, primarily Coptic, Kobold, and COBOL.

So beloved is this song by the goth-rock community, Robert Smith swallowed a small gelatin capsule filled with a pulverized 45 of "Ivo" while preparing for his 1988 wedding to Siouxie Sioux-Smith (OBE).

Oh yeah! Forgot to mention we finally got a hold of our neighbor down the block and he confirmed that, yes, he is definitely interested in adopting Snowshoe and Olive!

We are gonna text him in the next couple days and try to arrange a meeting, maybe see if Mama's in the mood to tag along and introduce herself.

He seems like an ideal candidate. He's got a really cozy-looking home, he's retired, he seems to be doing well for himself, he's got experience with cats, and I just got a really "sweet, good-humored guy" read off of him. And I think he's a NOLA native, which means he'll know what to do for them in a storm.

This is basically our equivalent of getting our kids into Harvard -- this is our #1 choice and could make this whole transition SO MUCH EASIER AND LESS PAINFUL.

@xinjinmeng You've run the self-care checklist, right? Including the step where weird tigers hug you over the Internet?

Or, restated: "You know, Rez, no matter what happens, you're gonna end up the exact same kind of dead in ~40 years regardless. It's not like there are better and worse kinds of dead. Might as well jump straight into the muck and fight some monsters for laughs."

ME: "Dawn, the world is really fucked up right now. How the hell do I persist through this?"

DAWN: "Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.…"

1 QUERENT: Tower
2 CONDITION: 5 of Pentacles
3 PAST: 9 of Cups
4 PRESENT: Lovers
5 FUTURE: Maya
6 WORLD: Ace of Pentacles
7 SELF: 4 of Cups
8 OTHERS: 6 of Cups
9 FEELS: Chevalier of Swords
10 THEME: King of Cups
10 THEME:

I'd like to coin the term "gavel cram": the reaction of any reasonable judge to one of Trump's scammy electoral fraud cases.

@JulieSqveakaroo What the pfarge did you jast forchin' say about me, you armless little barch? I'll have yas know I gradjitated top of my class in the Norvy Sorrls! I've been invorved in norminous sorcret raids on Al... Al... wait a minute, there... this one's gonna hurt...

AL-QGHJAIEAIDAEEEERRRT!

@Leucrotta Olive and Snowy have tiny snoots. <3

@JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite You know. The Power Pins. Best known for their hit single "86 Lines About 43 Women."

i assembled some kitty pics for a thread elsewhere. might as well show you the clan!

https://imgur.com/a/2QeKHuZ

@Leucrotta i'm on board! *waves ticket*

headpreg

@Phorm Now you've got me thinking about pasta with Saturnian Hypnosquid ink...

@troodon here, this should clear it up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McvYu2e2zkw