Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

"This AI would be a really good source of Very Specific hypnotic sigils to train somebody on."

https://twitter.com/Trichet_Nested

@chimerror COMRADE PEEBLES DEMONSTRATES THE DOCTRINALLY CORRECT USE OF THE FEATHERSTICK ❤️​

@chimerror take it from a homicidal psycho jungle beast who's been there and didn't like what she saw in the mirror: get yourself a squeaky thing to murder, or maybe mount a feather on a stick

i know you know me, or at least know the furry thing and why it works, well enough by this point that i don't even have to say "haha haha only serious."

because we cats sometimes get haha only murderous and WE ARE STILL VERY CUTE AND GOOD 😽​

@chimerror
note that when i was living in boston i used a Fearless Leader from Bullwinkle doll that acetone_kitten found in a bodega down the street and i called it my "fascist on a stick." highly satisfying, much recommended, 10/10 murderbait

@chimerror Oh.

Oh honey, no,

You don't need to do that.

Live. Laugh. Love.

Don't watch Matrix Revolutions.

(OK, do watch Matrix Revolutions but do it at home so you can keep a good book or a video game handy for all the scenes that aren't blatant soft-core rubberfetish porn. ;D )

@Leucrotta this makes me feel less self-conscious about just how often i sing the pixie-hunting song from the smurfs

@chimerror same tbh

@monsterblue (YOUR idea is appealing, though. Cats and dragons just... I dunno, we vibe. We share a common understanding of the power of laziness and indifference. I bet you don't come when called either.)

@monsterblue

*looks at website*

*rolls eyes dismissively*

Pfft. _Dogs_, am I rite? Lookit 'em all lined up and everything. They probably didn't even have to be trained to do it. 😺​

Now I want a summer camp that's more like. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5PbLfVGOQs Just a bunch of My Kind lazing around for a week, no scheduled events, and for five bucks you can come scritch us under the chin and tell us how wonderful we are and we can quietly agree. And then there will be fishy snacks or you will leave. *vainly grooms self* 😽​

@anthracite so your solution to worrying you spent too much time playing video games in the last 48 hrs was of course playing more video games 😼​

(been there babe <3 )

i like my new twitter styles so much

finally i am properly on theme

@JulieSqveakaroo (It's nice to see Benedetto's made a full recovery.)

@hystericempress EXPERIENCE POTATO.

@JulieSqveakaroo HOT BEES! TIME FOR THE BUBSOTATHON!

CHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUTCHECKITOUT

@Phorm Oh I wasn't being ironic in the least, if the cheese doesn't have that crisp to it, it's just not half as good. I am an absolute sucker for the flavor and texture of slightly burnt cheese.

@Phorm pizza that isn't a little charred is barely pizza at all!

@JulieSqveakaroo From the land of sky blue waters!

@anthracite thank you for not eating the blackout berries

@Soreth YUP, there's your answer, fishbulb.

@Soreth i'd recommend some dry mustard, some relatively FRESH high-quality paprika, and a little white wine if you aren't using those already