Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

and once again i go to bed a little surprised and disappointed if i haven't been banned from twitter by morning

@anthracite "I have forgotten how to count that low."

That's a GOOD line, babe, is that a reference?

@Austin_Dern oh man that's a hell of a film

GROUCHO

man i am just a big stripey hate machine today, all rage no productivity, no non-snark-derived happiness, but hey, at least the Tigerbrain is having fun and terfs are angry at me which is nice

@Phorm WELCOME TO B-B-B-B-BIGTIME!

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~toby/writing/Guardian/ceramics.htm

Check out this article from 1997 about how the Web will Surely Police Itself Against Fringe Ideas Because We Will All Become More Rational Thanks To More Information.

You can see some of my biggest heroes of the early net being extremely, catastrophically naive.

http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~toby/writing/Guardian/ceramics.htm

@typhlosion Bane of my $@$#$! existence at my day job. >___<

Mmm-mmm. Can't remember the last time I had a delicious meal of ham steaks with no plates or silverware, raw carrots, grapes, and lemons!

(lyrics: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858533917/)

I do, in fact, have an old death kit I've been meaning to use, even if it came pre-installed at birth. 🐯​🐯​🐯​

CURRENT MOOD: have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U7xpGi5SsU completely stuck in my head

CURRENT ACTUAL MOOD: thinking the lyrics of that song contain some pretty good suggestions tbh

well if you count it in terms of twitter and reddit bodies piled up at the last minute i guess i had a productive day despite the lingering depression (and the unconscionable absence of our dealer) after all

i'd really have kinda preferred to count it in terms of "house rooms cleaned" and "parallax ch2 lines written" but i guess pissing off terfs is just barely good enough to earn my keep for another day

I should really have jotted down the exact date that I stopped believing human life is sacred and murder is always wrong.

You know. So I can celebrate it every year. 🐯​

#LadyChampawatWasRight
#WhoaHereSheComes

One of those nights where I will honestly be a little disappointed in Twitter Support if I still have an account in the morning, because I probably shouldn't.

I've been a very {bad/good} kitty.

@Austin_Dern That's clearly the wrong cat because I would have definitely have bulldozed those glasses straight onto the floor by now. 🐯​

@Leucrotta You're never gonna believe this, but I currently have zero access to 7-Elevens! It's kinda wonderful, actually, a city where it's an order of magnitude HARDER to find a Starbucks or a Sev than it is to find a local coffee shop or a skeezy bodega!

i keep having this irrational inkling that i'm about to hwarf up this gigantic hairball, and it's going to contain wet mushy traces of web $.0, Trump's toupee, some TERF bones, assorted bits of Kardassian jewelry, and retracted Andrew Wakefield studies, and i'd feel really queasy for a couple hours and then things would just feel... normal again for the first time in six years.

it's not gonna happen, is it

everything just feels repulsive right now

granted this could be because i just watched 20 minutes of Troll 2

but i think it kinda felt that way BEFORE i started watching

dinner was half a block of irish cheddar and unseasoned ramen

that can't be good either

you know, i think i finally diagnosed what's wrong with me

i spent 25 years waiting for my "get in the car, loser" moment and it never came

expending last of my give a fuck to say thanks

it's all i got

love ya