Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@LeDiva And...?

*eagerly awaits the anvil-related part of the story* =^___^=

@001zlnv Allergic to cucumbers, or something in the brine?

Submitted without further comment: "H. P. Loveshack." (cw: you're on your own)

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hp-loveshack

@Leucrotta No, but I'm not sure I believe you, mostly because I'm not sure I believe Welsh people have a clear enough idea of what "vowels" are for this story to happen. Unless they added a "W" or something. :D

@Leucrotta Listen, I mean, if it didn't work for the Welsh, it won't work for the gnomes.

#Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

r/SeattleWA:
* rants about how minorities and artists should leave to make room for more libertarian techbros
* rants about how the homeless plague will destroy all us decent folk
* "Seattle man has had it with crime in his Fremont neighborhood!"
* posts of adorable naivete (see https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/blcsmx/temperatures_likely_to_soar_into_80s_this_week/)
* complaining about taxes
* complaining about the lack of mass transit, which is surely unrelated to any previous topics listed here

r/NewOrleans:
* pretty sunsets
* "look at our beautiful history"
* pics of flipped cars
* food
* boil ya watta, dahlin-- pipe done burst

@Austin_Dern @acetone_kitten Tbh, it's been so long, I can't even remember. I should probably pick up our last copy sometime and see just how badly it's aged. :)

(I wonder how many of our dear colleagues would now scream APPROPRIATION! KILL THE DEMON! at Rudy's adorably awkward transgender fantasies? :p )

@Phorm @Soreth @doephinAD

"BIG BOTTLES! BIG BOOBIES! I LOVE IT!"

My excellent mood was *just* starting to flag when I read this story: Denver is apparently just about to vote on decriminalizing psychedelic mushrooms. :O

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiENtBfn6ov0KmFRLUKfHMAeoqFAgEKgsIACoFCAowgGAwADCElosG?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

@Aradia *puts SO MANY DICE FROM HER WILLPOWER POOL into not cracking a vixen joke because you deserve love and sympathy instead* :>

(Fuck those guys. <3 )

@Phorm We could have a whole <s>subliminal</s> programming block! Djinn, Lose, or Draw... Hermetic Seal or No Hermetic Seal... Djinn It To Win It... The 25,000 TF Pyramid...

@Phorm

God damn it, @anthracite, do YOU remember the bottle joke that made me think of Ms. Geniefox yesterday? I can't recall for the life of me...

@Balina 😈​🥚​❤️​👍​

@Austin_Dern We shed SO MANY COPIES of Rudy Rucker's Master of Space and Time, for which I almost exclusively blame @acetone_kitten ❤️​♠️​❤️​♠️​

So if I vaguely pondered transition for over a decade and then gave up (and am reasonably happy about it) because it's more of a commitment than I really want... does that make me a *rotten* egg? 😺​

"Here's a thing I believe about people my age: We are the children of Hogwarts, and more than anything, we just want to be sorted." -- Robin Sloan

Everyone in the Radical Identity communities should listen to this spoken word piece. There's a lot to ponder here, and it always gets me emotional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39sKagyCNS0

I wonder if I, too, might have made a similar mistake. *grooms paw anxiously*

Naaaaah. *roars and stretches* 🐯​

(Bonus Talking Heads original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIMrhANwRy0 )

@anthracite Say hi to my four quiet cousins, eh? <3

Yeah. Bye, PNW. Hi, NOLA.

Maybe this place will ultimately just drown me. But I'll drown free.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z84rtbVbIEQ

#AngeliqueKidjo #RemainInLight

@anthracite Yeah, it's definitely sounding like this place has seen better days...