Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Leucrotta Insect-Guy Insect-Guy
Frightened neighborhood Insect-Guy
Strong as a normal fly
So unfair he wants to cry
He's scared
Shitless of Spider-Man

it does exactly what it says on the tin

@anthracite Awww. <3

(We should hit them up someday and see if they'd like some kind of Parallax exclusive, maybe even as a PR freebie.)

@Phorm "I... I should eat a pony."

@hystericempress *sigh* Short answer: yes, but they're not that powerful and I should never have read the comments.

@hystericempress Now I feel the urge to go through the Steam Workshop and see if anyone ever did these guys Civ mod justice...

As usual... the poor oppressed dragon gets jack and shit. On the other hand, the poor oppressed dragon is the only one who gets to keep a shred of his dignity.</changeling_conspiracy_theorist_headfriend>

#Sparkleponies
#QuestionableManeChoices
#BlackChitinIsBeautiful
#BuyAllOurPlaysetsAndToys

@JulieSqveakaroo I'm not sure yet either, but man, that title track really takes off at 3:23. :D :D :D

I think I'm already in love, thanks roo!

Short version: altercation with jerk on trolley. Manspreader, took great offense to accidental tapping of his foot. Yelling match. Unpleasant flashbacks to high school. Feeling vulnerable and angry. Proud I did not bite his nose & give him double rabies.

@Soreth *starts the dragon hugpile*

Take it easy, hon. I hope you have the quietest, easiest day possible. Eat a pastry if at all possible.<3

@mmsword "Gather, children, and hear the tale of Hida Tsuneda: the only smart samurai in Rokugan..."

"There's no good kind of festering!"
-- Jake The Dog

@zx3 Oh, see, my closest equivalent for that one _was_ "Pictures Of You." It was the very last song I listened to with my 2nd girlfriend from college, sprawled out next to her on the floor at the local Goth Queen's party. I knew it was good and over for us, we had already broken up and I was due to move to Seattle for the 1st time fairly soon. It was a very painful song for me.

And then she was kind enough to go Full Texas Jesus Crazy and release me permanently from having to give a fuck about her, and now that song's just fine. ^___^

@Momentrabbit @zx3 oh geeeeez i gotta nope out of that one instantly-- it's not that it's bad, it's TOO good. too many feels, especially now that he's gone. just too pretty to take.

I think noisepuppet's Youtube Poops and the promise of a burrito when I'm done with work are the only things keeping me from going Full Distemper Mode today.

I don't have rabies! You have rabies! Your whole stupid world has rabies! I have... unrabies! *froths and shakes, clearly stricken with the Space Rabies*

@chimerror i'm vegan :|

@spacewastrel@snouts.online One of my few bucket list items that have actually gotten *easier* here in New Orleans is playing that album during an actual road trip along the Gulf Coast...

@zx3 Oh god.

See, that one just makes me shudder in fear of the Test Card Girl from the BBC. That freakin' show...

But it's one of those like "What A Wonderful World" that probably doesn't *have* any happy contexts left. For anyone. From innumerable different sources. o_o;

Here.

You'll need this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8