Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I know we might be up for some scary times in the next four years.

But I want you to remember something very important that's giving me a lot of consolation in this dark time:

Violent J has gone all-in for Harris. We have the FUCKING JUGGALOS on our side.

Now, who do you think will be scarier in the event of a civil war or military coup? An army of armchair FEMA-haters in their LARP camos... or AN ENTIRE NATION OF ANGRY CLOWNS?

Also: I will bet you dollars to donuts that when the dust all settles, whatever tragedies occur in the next decade... we'll come out of this with transgender rights as a core American liberal value. I'm seeing it all over Reddit. The support for trans people -- hell, for *furries* -- is nothing like it was ten years ago. I still see transphobic comments, but they're regularly getting downvoted into oblivion.

(I'm also very reassured that state and local officials are starting to brace for a Trump coup in practical ways, but that's a post for another time.)

@LexYeen what's your second favorite anti-conspiracy theory? <3

also, i don't want this to get around, but... did you know that the Jews control the kosher food industry and own every last synagogue in the United States? and they're doing it right out in the open! 😱​

Also, did you know that chemtrails are part of a 1970s CIA psyop that went off the rails? They were trying to convince the Chinese that we had advanced neurotoxins that could change the psychology of entire populations. So they equipped *every single jet* with a sprayer that releases a stream of ice crystals behind it and spread a rumor that they were "chemtrails." And now they have to keep doing it every year-- with OUR tax dollars-- to keep up the pretense! 😠

@KinkyTurtle @StormyDragon @anthracite Oh, it's fine, it's not like I'm here talking about my life much these days, and frankly I was barely aware of the whole thing myself. It's all a blur. :)

@StormyDragon @anthracite Went pretty well! I have such good vision in my right eye now that it's making me dizzy, hooray! :D Seriously, I remember rather more of the actual procedure than I would have liked to, but the recovery's going pretty well and tghe change is AMAZING. Thank you for the good wishes! <3

@Phorm
🎵 Tigers are both clean and warm
🎵 And most are far above the norm
🎵 Whether here or on the roam
🎵 Have a tiger in every home!
(some disclaimers apply, consult your physician 🐯 )

@JulieSqveakaroo It me!

@anthracite God... goddammit. I have to get this, don't I.

@Phorm Get one of these suckers. Seriously. Not everybody has a big ol' tigress around. 💪🐯

This, my dear timid friends, is how you have to deal with these people.

@spottyfox But how did this affect agriculture in the 17th century?

Hey, @chimerror, you seen this one yet? https://store.steampowered.com/app/3066570/Aotenjo/

@spottyfox Will it get some wind for the sailboat? <3

@anthracite @Soreth @JulieSqveakaroo Sadly it would be a bit difficult, since Alba's the only zoomorph on Terra right now For Plot Reasons.

If there's a Volume Two? We could DEFINITELY do it. I was thinking maybe we could have Alba take Zaffo on a tour of the solar system for it anyhow, and the asteroid belt *is* canonically settled by friendly buggies... 🤔

Thanks for your contribution, chudiverse. It's really comforting to see that the memetic arsenal of our enemies has still not advanced past the fifth-grade level and probably never will.

*picks up a rubber stamp that says "WE'RE RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE," stamps this feeble insult, and files it straight up her butt since that is apparently the level of maturity we're engaging at here*

Can you fucking imagine being intimidated by this infantile scrawling? Can you imagine being *stuck* in that mindset into your adulthood? ​

@Owlor Haha, that's even better than sarcasm! :D

@chimerror Heh, I think gators are the ONLY ones who can call moving to the Everglades an act of social climbing. 😏 Screw the Everglades, send 'em here to New Orleans where the REAL gator action is! ⚜️ ❤️

@JulieSqveakaroo Right? And I've never been able to get a gamepad configuration together for it that really works for me in MAME. That's one that practically NEEDS the console for the full experience...

@Owlor I don't even know what you're talking about, I just particularly enjoy you when you're being sarcastic. 😻

@xinjinmeng You and me both, fam. <3

@catoxis The grin sounds like the hardest part! I can barely even get that "one-fanged cat smile" thing going most mornings!