Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

I distinctly remember the late Charles Krauthammer advocating for the jailing of Iraq War critics on treason charges, circa 2003.

So good riddance to you, asshole. People have already forgotten many of the shitty things you've done and said. I hope the rest of you gets crammed down the Memory Hole and incinerated as soon as humanly possible.

RAAAAWRRRR

*snarl* *pounce* GRRRRRWWWRRRR

*tear* *re-pounce* *re-tear* *rend*
HRRRROWWRRWRRRORRRRRWW

*rattles cage bars* *chews* *grabs something in jaws and whips it against the floor several times* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SNRRRROAWWWW. RRRYOOORWWWRR. HRRRRRAWRRRFGGGRRAWWR.

*rips thing until it is no longer a thing*

Rowr.

Oh: 🐯​. Sorry.

Been responding to the cognitive whiplash of US politics by further cultivating a good healthy indifference to social pressure.

If people aren't going to offer a good reason I should take all their weird taboos and arbitrary obligations seriously, I'm just not going to. Not unless there's an immediate threat if I don't.

Nobody's in charge. There is no credible moral authority. My life's half over, at best, anyhow. I just don't care what happens if I "fail" by their standards.

Nothing special, just Peg and I are having a very esoteric conversation about how to pull off a storytelling trick, and I am just having such a good time right now. :D

(In case you're curious, we were talking about some ways to hint at things that were at risk of coming off as very contrived, and how to do it without having to say them outright. Trying to steal something good from the burning impressionistic rubble of FX's Legion, I guess...)

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I think I just mastered the art of making egg rolls.

It was so much easier than I expected.

I'm scared too.

People put CHEESECAKE in these goddamn things apparently.

I could put cheesecake in these goddamn things apparently.

#BrattyWasRight
#CattyWasRight
#MagnetoWasRight
#BenderWasRight
#BillCypherWasRight
#MontecoreWasRight
#ShereKhanWasRight
#ThanosWasRight
#DavrosWasRight
#MordenWasRight
#ColossusTheForbinProjectWasRight
#SkynetWasRight
#IAMWasRight
#CavilWasRight
#JeffreyGoinesWasRight
#PrinceNuadaWasRight
#AquamanWasBrieflyRight
#GozerWasRight
#GalactusWasRight
#FuckEvenRitaRepulsaWasRight
#JörmungandrWillBeRight
#CthulhuIsStillRight
#SoVeryHyped

#BrattyWasRight
#CattyWasRight
#SoHyped

Oh, cripes, there are like a dozen strays visible within two blocks of this place... :'(

(correction: doggos!)

Doggo, Lima, Peru: https://goo.gl/maps/ksw3eMnAeCJ2

Seriously, just go play STS already. It's by far the best digital card game I've ever player. It has deep strategy, ZERO pay-to-win factor, surprisingly promising backstory, an impressively devoted dev team, a good wry sense of humor, and some pretty cool face-masks. This is by far my game of the year.

I don't know if anyone else is playing this game, but I'm so proud of this one.

(Joke-Ruining Context: The Enemy is a mini-boss named the "Book of Stabbing." The single card in my hand is named "Masterful Stab," and can only be played if it will empty your hand. This can actually be quite difficult. Thus, our goatskulled friend The Silent here is demonstrating she already knows plenty about stabbing, thanks.)

https://imgur.com/a/3MLvDxg#fSqfQrL

(Everything's fine besides the usual national-scale stuff. n.n )

Does anyone have any good media recommendations for someone who is full of spite? I'd really like to get a good misanthropy going this afternoon. :) Link me to your blackest of black comedies.

Okay, everybody, this link is super-important*:

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/8rkrs4/wiggle_wiggle_wiggle/

(*It's literally just a tiger wiggling around on the floor.)

All right, fuck it, who wants to just road trip to Florida with me and storm the office of a right-wing fake news outlet with AR-15s?

I'm not QUITE to that point yet, but it's getting more and more difficult to take this world and its inhabitants seriously. My life is apparently going to progress with the absurd tragicomedy of a Coen Bros. film anyhow, so why the hell NOT hasten the process?

Sigh. You and I both know I don't have the heart. Maybe a paintball gun, and just go ANNOY them?!

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