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Oh ghod who led him near the karaoke 

Masked it up, backed up six feet
Double-gloved, took no chances
Went thru lockdown, hard to buy groceries
Just a man and his bills to survive

So many waves, stats rising too fast
ICU getting too gory
Self-isolate, 'till you get to that date
Your reward is a small plastic vial

It's the...
Vial of the Pfizer
I don't 'bout the cost
At this point, it's unwise to be a miser
At your first free appointment
Swipe my delt with a swab
And start shooting me up with a viiiiiaaaal....
of the Pfizer

TIL that the etymology for "alcohol" originally derives from the Arabic "kohl", as in eyeliner:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol#

@rainwarrior I tried the beta, took notes on issues, then... apparently never shared those, because I am absent-minded. Oops!

Even in its beta state, I had a great time! Super-solid production values, everything felt really good for controls, totally recommendable.

...though, being a mediocre gamer at best, I'm lousy at the timing for getting max height or range out of block-jumps. Either it's tuned for higher skill than mine, or I missed some movement tech or upgrade along the way.

re: cannabis, Unicode 

@Leucrotta There's en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinichi_ who claims to be the last ninja ever, but there's en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masaaki_ also. That's all I was able to find.

Then again, good ninja are hard to find....

cannabis, Unicode 

Total Moai head statues: 887.
Moai head emoji: 1.

Currently living ninja: 2.
Ninja-related emoji: 1.

Fantasy people (vampires, merfolk, all that) in existence: 0.
Emoji of "person-fantasy" classification: 11.

Cannabis users worldwide: ~159 million.
Cannabis-related emoji: 0.

Draft candidates for Unicode Emoji inclusion: 37.
Unicode Consortium excuses: Still counting....

These days we’re used to using LGBT+ but earlier generations of Queers described themselves using CMYK

cell phones. they used to be like _[□:#] and now they be like [:[ ]·]

All I want is a digital melodica. 

Ever since I borrowed (then kept) my father's acoustic melodica – as seen at en.audiofanzine.com/melodica/h – I've wanted something similar but not-so-acoustic so I can plug in headphones in and casually play without anyone else having to hear. Most melodicas use a mouthpiece on a connecting tube for breath control, but I think I'd prefer the tube so I can play like any other digital keyboard.

So far, everything I can find is:
* woodwind-style keys (or something even less understandable);
* an expensive device to plug into an expensive MIDI device that understands breath control (huge pro-level synths, obscure keytars found only in Japan, or a PC which significantly reduces the pick-up-and-play factor);
* plans for how to assemble one, something I definitely don't have the skill for.

Oh, and a lot of folks saying they want the same thing, all bewildered that nobody seems to make the damn things. *grumble*

Gettin' reeeeeeal weary of agonizing over the decision to buy an electronic device only to find post-purchase that it does a fraction of what it's advertised to.

@Leucrotta They're all cuties, but the snow leopard is especially cute. :)

@hystericempress Thank you for putting up with those of us who can't quite get to "reliable" no matter how hard we try. Reliable folks are super appreciated. :)

A switch has silently been flipped in millions of instances of Google Chrome: those browsers will begin sorting their users into groups based on behavior, then sharing group labels with third-party trackers and advertisers around the web. eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/goog

@porsupah I ended up with Garnet, which is no insult – and not the first time I've heard that!

there is a crack in everything. that's how the light gets in.

@starkatt I know, right?

1994: "We have this idea for a Universal Serial Bus that'll make every device connection easy and reliable. Everyone should use this!"

2008: "Shit, now everybody's using it. Suppose it's time to make the connector itself easy and reliable?"

the existence of oVo and uWu suggests other cutesy speech vowel-consonant combinations no longer used, aXa and iZi. We can see this in the word “eYe.” In this paper I will

The NES game I'm working on is having a public beta test. Maybe you'd like to try out a demo of a new NES game?

It's called Alwa's Awakening.

eldenpixels.com/alwas-awakenin

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