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Tired: dog piled

Wired: dog pilled *races off barking*

so riffing off a response over on bluesky, the reason there are 10 hot dogs in a package but only 8 hot dog buns in a package;

carefully bisect each of the extra weenies and add them so that 4 of your buns have 1 1/2 weenies on them. On the other 4 you use the extra space to load up with kimchi, or tomato and pickle slices and pepperoncinis, or something

the urge to spew utterly toxic opinions about stuff, sorta like in The Exorcist

@hi_cial That's really cool and I'm gonna show it to a naturalist lecturer friend

@robinhood clearly it refers to the guy who has control of all the dip pens

@kelseyhusky I fess up that the berimbau makes the track a favorite and "the truth is brutal, y'grandma's kugel!" are NOT lyrics I would ever have expected.

@kelseyhusky & anyone actually interested

Holy shit. It took me this long to realize that the Beasties' "Hey Fuck You" loops a berimbau sample is that it's about directly challenging/fighting other MCs (I think more so than the rest of To the Five Boroughs).

oh, right. DO NOT GINGA ON YOUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR'S CEILING. Even if Dead Can Dance's "Dance of the Bacchantes" is on and suggests a fast, aggressive game. ESPECIALLY do not do negativas on your downstairs neighbor's ceiling even if you're good at it.

Am I at the point in my job hunt where I go, look, I can't get anything better, I need to start looking for retail/food service/warehouse?

dream about running in a really nice werewolf fursuit (I don't own a fursuit, let alone a nice one, don't have a weresona) and at a restaurant meeting another person with a werewolf fursona using the name Ostohar (which Google suggests is a misreading of an only vaguely noteworthy Gondorian king).

morning starts with something REALLY STOMPING ON MY BUTTONS. Oorgh.

re: silly and sleepy 

@Oneironott *pets a little bit*

okay, apparently it's being a 60s glurge music night.

oh man, I don't think I've heard this 60s vintage glurge since I left Ann Arbor

@frost It's entirely possible. It's also possible that the price is greater at Home Depot because they don't expect to sell as much and are trying to make up the loss, and it's possible both are true. You doing comparison shopping is really impressive, please give yourselves credit for that.

re: mood (-) 

@zebratron2084 I apologize if I stepped on your toes, which is possible as I'm pretty sure I'm on the wrong side.

@frost $50 is ouchy now, when there's no money coming in, but it is useful stuff to have - and potentially you might have it for years, which definitely makes it a worthwhile $50.

not me having a small crying jag about stuff years ago that I remembered this evening in connection to the english language version of "ui o muite aruko"

I checked because of Morris Cohen (if he can speak with a terrible accent so can I right?) and gun is “qiang” apparently. So… he was running around warlord period China with the nickname LIANG QIANG?

coyote sing along hour 

I run through the world thinkin' about tomorrow,
thinkin' about tomorrow

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!

I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm dead and bloated!

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