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I just got to spent fifteen minutes entertaining my office getting a phone scammer to ask me to be his girlfriend when I threatened to report him to the cops.

Ugh. I hate where I live. In Pennsylvania it is legal to discriminate against LGBTQ+ people. And with the area I live in, it is pretty anti-LGBTQ+. So I will probably have to move back to Canada to get a job. Which was planned anyway, but not so soon. :{|

Well. If I don't tell everyone I know tomorrow that I'm alive, then I may be in some deep !@#$. I may have told them that if I don't message them tomorrow, I'm probably dead, and have been shot by the Americans shooting at my house.

How do Americans get their hands on so many guns? They had automatic weaponry and shotguns for chrissake!

I'm going to pretend that they weren't shooting heavy weaponry at the house. I'm not kidding.

i'm almost done working on awoo

i'm gonna leave the about/more page in a broken state for now but i can't wait to go back to just being sleepy and gay once i finish fixing up the front page

My friend's family are very well off and consequently I'm crashing in a small but legit guest bedroom.

1) the entire family reads like crazy so there are as more books *here* than I own.

2) this room's mostly mysteries so I'm sleeping among several hundred (fictional) murders and

3) I'm not a big mystery reader so by sheer chance my favorites are literally over my head.

Everyone look at @maloki@mastodon.social 's follower goal stream! Do keep in mind that it induces everything sickness, at least for me. The sounds in BioShock freak me out, and the visual effects hate my eyes. Watch out, as this game breaks my mind. 

Language, some dislike of religion. 

You know what I love? When someone calls me a sinner for loving the person who I love, and being the sexuality that I am. It's a great fucking feeling. Just fucking wonderful. At least he didn't insult Rowan. It sucks when people don't accept who you really are. It really fucking sucks.

Language, some dislike of religion. 

You know what I love? When someone calls me a sinner for loving the person who I love, and being the sexuality that I am. It's a great fucking feeling. Just fucking wonderful. At least he didn't insult Rowan. It sucks when people don't accept who you really are. It really fucking sucks.

We are still live! No idea how much of this story episode is left. Come and ask us anything about #GuildWars2!

twitch.tv/kinkymal

So. I have a boyfriend now. NO I WILL NOT SHARE HIM HE IS MINE :) But seriously. He is *so* nice.

So. I have a boyfriend now. NO I WILL NOT SHARE HIM HE IS MINE :) But seriously. He is *so* nice.

*picks up object*
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*looks at it for a long while*
I do not understand

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