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@noelle ~*~finally~*~ *does a little dance, throws confetti*

if you die in the so called real world
well
the documentation on that is shoddy, but that does not mean there is not a lot of it, most of it contradictory

would not recommend experimenting, even for dev purposes

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@kara_dreamer@witches.town I personally recommend AO3; it's an excellent interface for posting fics, and there's a very active reader base. I bet you'd get a lot of hits and a fair number of comments if you post there. ;)

(if you do, let me know, I'd be happy to link to your profile or whatever!)

Good morning, fellow folk.

May today treat you with kindness and warmth;
may all your hardships pass softly;
and may you find the comfort and safety you deserve.

💜

@kara_dreamer@witches.town apologies for the "bad joke" theme, I haven't had caffeine yet and it's the first thing that came to mind XD

@kara_dreamer@witches.town @mawr what do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A "FSH"
(that one maybe works better when said in person)

@kara_dreamer@witches.town "dad" jokes? I'll start...

what's brown and sticky?
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A STICK

Weed, AIDS crisis 

This woman is a fucking hero and I had never heard of her before today.

"Mary Jane Rathbun, popularly known as Brownie Mary, was an American medical cannabis activist. As a hospital volunteer at San Francisco General Hospital, she became known for illegally baking and distributing cannabis brownies to AIDS patients."

Like, thousands and thousands of brownies, for a decade.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brownie_

Home Alone but he's a little kobold trapping his home cave against adventurers

fears 

@zebratron2084 Been There, Done That, Got Too Many Goddamn T-Shirts

much, much empathy.

meh 

@zebratron2084 *sends you a squadron of survivalist cockroaches for snacks* :D

psychedelic drug question 

@zebratron2084 @kara_dreamer@witches.town that insight sounds absolutely valid to me...

my kink 

my team standing on the friggin objective

in unrelated* news, I feel like I might be starting a fever. I'm going to go lie down for a while.

* or is it????

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any time I miss birdsite I just go read /trade on any WoW realm.

I don't miss birdsite.

@Ulfra_Wolfe@witches.town I thought being an adult meant knowing *how* to fix things like this? or preventing them from happening in the first place??

j/k, all my life I've known adulting really means stress/paying bills/doing unpleasant work/being boring/stress, which is why I've spent so much of my life avoiding being an adult as strenuously as possible. :D

ae;lj;bimr;twigojwtggwrg everything's coming out pink in the laundry. there wasn't even anything red in there in the last wash! where is the pink coming from??

I personally don't care if my damn socks are weirdly light pink, but I'll have to ask Spouse how he feels about his underwear, because if he cares it'll be time to Experiment With Bleach (and start washing "whites" separately).

UGH HOW DO YOU ADULT I CAN'T EVEN

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