green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
semi-dream surreal drug humor
"They were smoking a joint laced with glitter and ground-up Lucky Charms marshmallows. Kids call it Sparklecharms."
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Oh my god, it gets better: he was an middle-school assistant principal and got fired because of this.
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Oh god, that's the good stuff.
Nazi author publishes anti-Muslim children's book, "The Adventures of Pepe and Pede"; Matt Furie (the creator of Pepe) sues and the court orders the Nazi to stop selling the book and donate ALL proceeds to a Muslim-American advocacy group.
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engiqueer logo v.2: there, that looks much nicer
ok fleep nao gnightawoo
@zebratron2084 this is truly awesome, thank you for sharing. ^___^
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@WelshPixie Ah but have you ever stopped to consider at what point the bread transitions from bread to toast ?
i.e. what is the exact moment in the toasting sequence that the bread ceases to be bread, and becomes toast ?
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Don't forget to support yr trans and gay and queer friends too
foods
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@vahnj that sounds like a very good idea *prepares to pizzw*
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They're callin' it Angel Croissants. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in an RV covered in bees.
@vahnj @starkatt oh my gosh yay! :D all of 'em are in reprint these days, so they're not as impossible to find as they used to be. plus also get "Urth of the New Sun" which is the sequel to the quadrilogy, and is also heckin' good (and explains a lot about what the heck was going on in the first books!). my next investment is going to be Lexicon Urthus, because I've re-read all of them enough that I'm now frantically curious to look up the individual words, y'know? XD
Hot Take on Amazon (CW: ground meat)
@mawr holy crap that's deeply tacky. D:
@starkatt Book of the New Sun by Gene Wolfe. I do recommend it to people all the damn time, but it's written in a very stylized style that most people just can not deal with. I don't think anybody I've tried to get to read it has made it all the way through the first book, let alone the series.
in other news I have failed to go to the store. okay no really going now
*hear leaves scrunching outside*
*look out, see guy walking his dog right below my window*
*sudden urge to SCREEEE ~THWOMP~ on unsuspecting dogwalker*
okay, it's already getting uncomfortably warm. if I'm going to stores I need to gooooo. okay bye
@emanate @ElectricKeet
gyred: gyre
hired: hire
liared: liar
quired: quire
... yes I went through the alphabet
mh / depression
@KawaSeadrake *empathetic hug-thoughts*
mind you like 80% of the time when I tell 'em my name's Green they don't call my name when my drink is up, but they'll call out "Alice" or "Bob" or "Ashleygh" like it's no big deal. I SEE YOU, STARBUCKS BARISTAS. O_________O
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
