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the trick to petting cats is once you're done petting don't look back as you walk away, and they *might* stay where you put them

*comes home, sits in front of chair, catches up on Mastodon, stares blankly at things*

..... I was... gonna do stuff? I think? .... but I can't remember what... soooooo *more blank staring*

Gross (CW: Slurs) 

@Aradia@mastodon.social @literorrery yes, this. thank you for standing up to that person's soul sickness, and I send abundant gentle hopes that you are able to recover well, fully, and soon.

Tennessee Walrus 

Dealers are callin' it Tennessee Walrus, It's made from asbestos and Ambien. Found this dude on a stoop wearin' a clay bikini buildin' a diorama of an Arby's.

Emotionally Compromised ( + + ) 

@kelseyhusky waugh okay the first one made me tear up (again), the second one made me cry (never read it before, thank you for sharing). *sniffle*

@hummingrain I miss the era of translating the power of the machine to help people. Instead, our commons has become akin to the matrix. Harvesting energy for some opaque purpose. IT. DOESN'T. HAVE. TO. BE. THIS. WAY.

@baxil I was like "oh hey little signs nailed to a tree... WAIT"

glad to hear from you, and hope you have tremendous fun at the thing! ^___^

@Jacel oh my, that looks *lovely*! very smooth and slinky! ;)

Steven Universe spoilers for "Single Pale Rose" 

@frameacloud I kept thinking "does that mean Steven is... what exactly *is* Steven now? what is he to the Diamonds? what is he going to do with this information?" I can easily imagine Steven trying to do his usual thing of running around being the peacemaker for the other gems as they process their reactions, but I actually hope he for once says "SORRY GUYS I GOTTA GO THINK ABOUT STUFF" and lets them sort themselves out. XD

@Leucrotta awake! it's yard work day outside and I'm already having trouble breathing and my entire body itches! :D so good thing I'm planning on spending the day away from here...

The thing I love about Fully Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism is every time you say/toot/think it, every injection of it into the noosphere shifts the Overton Window to the left and decreases the Martian Muskland colony's likelihood of being just a transpanetary billionaire's Silicon Valley exurb with airlocks.

It's like the verbal equivalent of Grimes.

Related: Jack (Corgi Puppy) Pictures & Photography practice (constructive criticism welcome) 

@mawr I don't have any criticism, constructive or otherwise, to offer, just a bunch of EEEE WHAT A CUTE LIL' BABY, EEEEEEE LOOKIT HIS LITTLE SOFT EARS

@emanate @kelseyhusky @mawr I didn't, but *now* I know about the @bird@scholar.social . I was given the word.

I think a lot of people are having a rough day so here is some pictures of kittens

#taxamazon struggle 

yesterday i was at city hall in the morning and at a meeting in the evening

today i phone banked, which i hate

tomorrow, city hall again before work, flyering after work

saturday, March on Amazon, Seattle Central College, 11am-?

sorry not sorry, fuck the police, etc etc. this still feels right.

@mawr @kelseyhusky so what you're saying is that @bird@scholar.social is the word?

food 

had lovely delicious sushi with @mawr and @kelseyhusky and Bird who I don't know if she has a Mastodon? and played with CORGI BABY PUPPY omg so cute and I may be adopting a Japanese maple seedling next time I go over there! ^____^ also I may want a Mini Cooper now.

oregon pol 

@Leucrotta @thefishcrow for some reason "Slam Manchowder" is making me giggle uncontrollably

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