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@zebratron2084 nah, it should be fine--as mentioned, kittens reform fairly quickly. oh, unless you mean protection *from* kitten melting... uh... hair-proof pants? XD

Did You Know? (TM)

human body temperature is warm enough to melt kittens! at room temperature kittens are usually a hyperreactive plasma, but if confined to a lap or arm cuddle for more than two minutes, they will quickly liquefy into a puddle. it usually takes some time afterwards for them to regain their energetic properties.

@Zero_Democracy dang, now I kinda want to change my handle to "Johnny Normcore." XD

I love when one of my posts makes the rounds and I get to see like:
Inflatable Fox Pool Toy boosted your status
Linux Kobold boosted your status
Johnny Normcore boosted your status
Xenomorph (horny aspect) boosted your status

death, plurality, suicide, no really handle with care 

@cons@lgbt.io *nods* I was wondering what had happened... welcome to the world, Tam. I'm very sorry for the current state it's in. I hope Sen's passing was gentle, and as non-traumatic to your(plural) system as possible... and if it was, I extend much empathy and gentle *hugthoughts*.

@emanate @starkatt @Soreth also has excellent black market value, which if you're using a stolen credit card number you'll very likely know where and how to sell so it won't be traced back easily.

@cons@lgbt.io
species: dragon
gender: dragon

LOOKS LEGIT TO ME

california politics, politics in general 

Dear the-rest-of-California,

Our supreme court is looking into an initiative to divide California into three states. Proposition 9, I believe it's called.

I'd like to take this time to remind you all of three things:

1) Currently, California has a larger population and GDP than some *countries.*

2) The current person trying to split California up is a venture capitalist. 🤔

3) The last person to try and split California up moved to Russia. :thaenkin:

Quick q, Masto: who are your favorite queer smut artists? Real envelope pushers. I need some names for a work thing

job search (RTs appreciated) 

Hello!
I am looking for entry level software development or FT/PT office/clerical/data entry positions in the Seattle area!
If anyone has any leads or such, please let me know!

@anthracite oh wow, the bigger pages are letting me see much more of the detail too, and it's *fantastic*. yeeee!!

grah 

WoW patched and is down, Pokemon GO isn't letting me log in, I have to take Razi to the vet at 4 so I can't take a nap, GRRRAAAAHHHH. *grumples*

mood, orthocosm (~) 

@zebratron2084 oh ya ya fer shur. XD this is the first time in my life that I've lived with just one other person, and the idea of it scared me for a long time--I thought I'd get super paranoid or lonely, but in a lot of ways it's been *lovely*. I'd be totally happy to blither on about it at great length! ;)

@zebratron2084 @woozle in fact... having at least the dialogue captioned in plain text under the comic would be very helpful for many readers. or even having short descriptions of the scenes on the pages, as White Noise white-noise-comic.com/ does, adds a lot--there are many times it's helped me understand what's happening in a panel, or what I'm supposed to be paying attention to. and I'd love to volunteer to help with that! ;)

mood, orthocosm (~) 

@zebratron2084 yessss. this. I went through this when I was working from home and my Big Happy Poly Home collapsed, then collapsed again, then evaporated. since then I've learned to seek out contact when I feel I need it, but tbh my (analog-space) social needs have diminished significantly, and I am Totally OK With That.

You know, to be perfectly honest, if you REALLY want to do something to help my mood, there's something very specific I can ask for...

Go to egypt.urnash.com/parallax/ and tell us what you think. Constructive criticism, especially a DETAILED "I don't get what's going on here and here" would be super-welcome. And tell your friends.

We don't expect you all to read it regularly, but man, if anyone finds our work interesting -- or can explain why it's not -- I could sure stand to hear it today.

mood (--) 

@zebratron2084 @Balinares oh hon, I know that feeling too damn well. there is definitely a future... though it may be hard or painful to see from here. much, much empathy and many hugthoughts.

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