green except too damn hot @green@awoo.space
---
pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
green except too damn hot
boosted
you: computers can reassemble strings of words that LOOK grammatically plausible like they have some kind of true meaning, but of course, the computer cannot recognize the difference between a well-formed phrase and a coherent argument
me: yeah thats true. but neither can humans
green except too damn hot
boosted
boost if you think joss whedon should stay away from the batgirl movie
o-kay, not going to start working on my cross-stitch pattern--I don't have the printout. and I can't print out a new one because our printer is out of ink. BLARGHLE
foodcrime
@literorrery I liked that heading so I stole it. I hope you don't mind! XD
today's foodcrime:
* leftover ries
* egs
* chz
* grunions
* pow garrlck
* salty
- put in pan; cook; eat
notes: too much salt--next time, add salt after cooking & tasting, so I know how much to add. also, get sausages at Costco for extra protein/flavor
chores
done:
* dishes
* litterboxes
* take out trash
* figure out bus route tomorrow
* ask smol fren
* shower
* food self
to do:
- Costco
- pill cat
- put together lunchfoods for tomorrow
- WoW RP tonight
still maybe:
~ Lokific chapter rewrite
~ work on cross-stitch design
and now I go feed self. <3 all.
chores
done:
* dishes
* litterboxes
* take out trash
* figure out bus route for tomorrow
* ask smol frend about plans for tomorrow
to do:
- shower
- food self
- Costco
- pill cat
- WoW RP tonight
to do maybe:
~ Lokific chapter rewrite
subject to updates
green except too damn hot
boosted
thoughts on "metaphor"
People tend to think that something being "metaphorical" (like furry/kin identity, or mysticism stuff, or lots of other things) makes it less real.
That's kind of deeply missing the point. Our brains are *entirely* metaphorical. Our perception of the world passes through billions of years of evolutionary processing and filtering, and is only tenuously connected to a deeper fundamental truth. Approximations are all we have.
what are cat
how do cat
in conclusion: cat????
forget flying cars, I want to know when technology is going to give us the most innovative, groundbreaking, revolutionary technology in human history: effective self-cleaning litterboxes
I have tried several different kinds of self-cleaning litterboxes and they all have a common design flaw: cats
green except too damn hot
boosted
Safe space talk
So... Safe spaces. This sort of thing has been on my mind for a long time. I remember an experience I had around a year ago with a chat server that ended up being a very bad fit for me. This server was protecting extremely vulnerable, harmed people. There were triggers relating to affection and love that needed to be carefully handled.
green except too damn hot
boosted
non-topical reminder that
"X is a social construct"
and
"X is fake / bad / irrelevant / without merit"
are not equivalent statements
not-good dreams
OH AND ALSO I dreamed that my father showed up and wanted to talk to me, and I tried to avoid him, then finally said "If you want to talk then let's talk, but I'm going first and you're not going to like what I have to say." we went off somewhere to talk and I got distracted by stuff in the background and that part ended. :|
not-good dreams + food
also had the usual "everybody else is having delicious cupcakes which I CANNOT EAT, it's okay I'll just sit here and have this squashed, cardboard-like, flavorless flax muffin" dream. it doesn't bother me in waking life (much) (any more), why does it come up SO DAMN OFTEN in dreams?? >___<
not-good dreams
so then I was trying to repair the holes with duct tape, then gave it up and asked somebody to go to a vet/pet store for me and get a carrier while I walked around holding Nar in my arms, who was uncharacteristically non-struggly.
not really bad dreams, not nightmares, just... not good. hey subconscious, WTF. JUST TELL ME WTF.
not-good dreams
then there was the dream that I was packing up from a weekend out somewhere, and everything was going fine until I realized I'd lost the cat carrier to bring Nar home (why the HELL I was out weekending somewhere WITH NAR, I have no idea), so I tried to put him in a really big, empty bleach container--I'd washed it out, but it still had strong fumes, and he was gasping, so I started cutting holes in it, but he got out through them.
not-good dreams
ugh--unsettling dreams last night; one, where I was in a really big (battleship?) boat, idling at harbor, when a series of +100 ft waves started coming in. then riding the boat on the crest of the waves, helplessly watching them wash over and destroy the city below me. I was fine, but couldn't do anything to help the people below...
green except too damn hot
boosted
When you get to Heaven, the first thing St Peter asks you is "My child, did you actually finish all the games you bought in Steam and GOG sales?"
When you hang your head in shame he quietly adds "did you even START any of them?"
This time you cannot even look up.
"Then, my child, your time has not yet come. Go back and complete what you were sent to the Earth to accomplish."
Long story short, we quickly abolished nuclear war as useless, but nobody's sure if Proteus actually counts as a game.
green except too damn hot
boosted
fucking hell the word "would" is so fucked up. try and say it. emagine yove neveur even seein it beffore
green except too damn hot
boosted
HOW TO SPOT A COUNTERFEIT NINTENDO GAME
- mario wears a pinstripe suit and his name is written as "malwarlwuigi"
- 'gooey' cartridge
- 'smelly' cartridge
- presence of explicit dog mating segment in 'nintendogs'
- nintendo logo accompanied by prolonged sobbing or screaming sound
- ingame plot exposition/narration given by a version of the judeo-christian god who is unusually poor at spelling
- characters react late to button presses
- characters react early to button presses
- Sunn O)))
---
pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
