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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
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aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
oh noes I am being savagely mauled by an otter
oh the humanity
oh the... otter...in...ity
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They call it Panama Loaf. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day she wakes up at an anime convention covered in Triscuits.
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we're we, here fuck, we're shit, queer up
food (life is like a box of chocolates)
yesterday I encountered a nougat, and after one bite decided "nope fuck this" and delicately nibbled the chocolate covering off before discarding the horrible nougat core. today was "oh this looks like a cherry cordial, NO WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS, CHERRY CORDIAL NOUGAT??? WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN DO THIS??"
food (life is like a box of chocolates)
got a premade box of chocolates last time I went to See's (some guy ahead of me was taking FORFRICKINGEVER to pick for TWO POUND BOXES and there was only one clerk so I just grabbed a premade box), and now I'm exploring the fantastical world of "what the actual fuck is this chocolate-covered monstrosity??"
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Isn't your meatspace form just your humansona?
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sapphic society of star chart makers
Astrolabia
I have just put dinosaur stickers on my laptop and I am extremely happy with my life choices right at this moment
ooooohhhhh... this pings several of my interests. http://longnow.org/
QUANTUM MECHANICS ARE FUCKING WEIRD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain (thanks to @zebratron2084 for sending me on this particular Wikidive)
messing with the new computer is basically a long process of "NO STOP DOING THAT, WHY WOULD I EVER WANT YOU TO DO THAT, STOPITSTOPIT how do I make it stop doing this oh. okay. let's try another thing wait no no DON'T DO THAT EITHER ARRRGH"
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The Campus Antifascist Network website is now live!
foodstuff
I really shouldn't have chocolate-coveted pretzels for lunch
*finishes bag*
I really should have something besides just chocolate-covered pretzels for lunch
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Good morning, friends.
Do you have a thing- a project, a story, a task, an idea- you've had stewing in the back of your mind, that would make /you/ happy to have actualized?
Something like that is completely self-serving, sure, but your happiness matters too!
I hope today, you can find at least a little time to actualize your desires. Okay? You do deserve it.
💜
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knowledge about computers:
zero knowledge: computers are the devil!!
some knowledge: computers are awesome!!
average knoledge: computers are shit
above average knowledge: computers are pretty cool
post-doctorate knowledge: how is this shit even managing to function
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Toxicology says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Chicago Tea. It's made from marmalade and termites.
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pronouns: they/them
location: Seattle
phenotype: dracosaur
alignment: chaotic well-intentioned
...
aka Sprackraptor, Rasha, elynne, Yahvahzensil, & etc.
40-something ace/aro
an identity under construction in a badly-fitting human suit.
~follows welcome; followbacks not guaranteed~
Joined Jun 2017
