Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉 @leafnoodle@awoo.space
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
@ThorGoLucky as a total stranger, I encourage you to be abstract as possible when getting something like that.
The personal epiphany is something you'll want to hold onto forever. The actual image of a horse might not stay with it.
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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revised list of sexy D&D monsters
sexy beholder
sexy lich
sexy basilisk
sexy slaad
sexy illithid
sexy umbral hulk
sexy ankheg
sexy dragon
sexy kobold
sexy giant
sexy carrion crawler
sexy gelatenous cube
sexy displacer beast
sexy celestial badger
sexy blink dog
sexy kenku
sexy bulette
sexy owlbear
sexy tarrasque
sexy bugbear
sexy yuan-ti
sexy leucrotta
please let me know if you'd like to update this canonical list of halloween costumes
WAIT WHAT THERE'S LEAFIES IN FIRE EMBLEM?!?
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS
oh ugh it's one of the awful immortal-lolibait characters
but
look at this beautiful seadragon
https://awoo.space/media/DQg8QIeo3x4qhX78mjk
https://awoo.space/media/R33JqtClbibwBafRf18
Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
@richardgoodness @vahnj be the sexy owlbear you want to see in the world.
Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
@sydneyfalk @vahnj in which case it's a good excuse to see them more!
Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
@vahnj also available!
- sexy displacer beast
- sexy celestial badger
- sexy blink dog
- sexy kenku
- sexy bulette
- sexy owlbear
- sexy gelatinous cube
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Hello please let me introduce this year's set of sexy costumes for Halloween
D&D monsters!
- sexy beholder
- sexy lich
- sexy basilisk
- sexy slaad
- sexy illithid
- sexy umbral hulk
- sexy ankheg
- sexy dragon
- sexy kobold
- sexy giant
- sexy carrion crawler
The hardware store greeted me with a giant dragon today.
https://awoo.space/media/GTirNRXcQKmEJD48Ef0
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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bassless chaps (chaps with a high-ass filter)
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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cut my jeans into pieces
i made a pair of jorts
A prayer candle for the modern age.
https://awoo.space/media/p_Pl6XMu1YTKO6xMliE
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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Alright, @leafnoodle just turned me on to Amaroq (which, unlike Mustor, might actually allow me to post—let's see). So, intro!
Hi, I'm a suburban dragon, semi-lapsed mage, semi-prolific MLP fanfic author (under the name horizon), Search & Rescue volunteer, long-distance hiker, and longtime furry trash. Following folks here from birdsite, mostly. 🐲
@kel@witches.town hello, fellow waternoodle!
Traveled on up the mountain to visit a good dragon and spend the weekend doing dragon things.
They've got an amazing new blanket for the guest bed.
https://awoo.space/media/ZbpeeuxKidnI0k-EVwA
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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this is the purest animated picture on the entire internet https://i.imgur.com/gMKCyQL.gif
Zenith, 🌿🌊🐉
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truth coming out of her well to kinkshame mankind
Amaroq is *really* bad at handling mass notifications, it seems. I'm spoiled by Tweetbot - any other iOS client recommendations?
I figured I wasn't running with the unredeemably terrible shitposts enough on here. gotta fix that!
An ace leafy seadragon tooting about.
Retoots lots of dumb stuff.
Interactions welcome.
Pronouns: they/he.
🔞💦🐉: @lewdnoodle
Joined Jun 2017
