@vahnj Bless you ♥️
@Oneironott well /there's/ a conversation starter!
@Xial I might be able to help :3 (still working for bike helmet companies)
"so uh we've got coke, diet coke, sprite, root beer, water, vaporwave water-"
"vaporwave water?"
"it's like regular water but we throw a bust of helios at you when you drink it."
"WHY?"
"the aesthetic." https://mastodon.social/media/1Lbo8Pktbjz8OPpuOX0
@Ratttz Oh whew. :D
@Ratttz holy shit holy shit holy shit
I should not buy this right now. I have a house to set up. XD I would do nothing but get stoned and finger a guitar to an amp through that thing.
@HeartTheWolf Best!! :D
@arrow Welcome! :D
@Ratttz Hell yes it does.
Though I also still totally want to plug my guitar into it and jam for hours. :D
Increased character limit is Mastodon's least important feature, albeit a nice perk
Mastodon's primary strength are the decentralization (resilience to failures, government censorship, distributed nature of the moderation and ability to own your own megaphone) and the power dynamic between the product and the users. It is free and open source, and does not seek to exploit the user through ads or surveillance; it is, rather, made by the users for the users.
If you want to know what to give me for Christmas then: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq8SEwnDg0s
@Ratttz I am in love!!! OMFG. THOSE SOUNDS!!!
@Goldkin Eeee!! Welcome!! :D So happy to see you here!! ♥️
fuck this fucking system
@Fuego @ElectricKeet I'm 99% certain this is exactly the case.
It's like Comcast customer support: If it's awful enough, you'll only call them after you've explored literally every other available option. This means a smaller call volume, which means they need fewer call center employees, which means more money.
Capitalism is a fuck.
@starkatt It really is top notch :D
@adeptomega Eeeeee!!! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
@adeptomega Aww!! Thank you, hon. ♥️
And yeah!! We close on it today!! Should be getting our keys by the day's end. :D :D :D
Dragony plush thing! Friendly, non-binary, anarcho-syndicalist, ace.
Check out @mawr for my public account.