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What happens when one dragon creates another dragon using magic?

Cute as fuck cuddlepiles happen aaaaaa.

imagine cute fluffy dragons
imagine proud scaly dragons
imagine big shy dragons
imagine smol buff dragons
imagine all the dragons

@Xial I might be able to help :3 (still working for bike helmet companies)

"so uh we've got coke, diet coke, sprite, root beer, water, vaporwave water-"

"vaporwave water?"

"it's like regular water but we throw a bust of helios at you when you drink it."

"WHY?"

"the aesthetic." mastodon.social/media/1Lbo8Pkt

@Ratttz holy shit holy shit holy shit

I should not buy this right now. I have a house to set up. XD I would do nothing but get stoned and finger a guitar to an amp through that thing.

@Ratttz Hell yes it does.

Though I also still totally want to plug my guitar into it and jam for hours. :D

Increased character limit is Mastodon's least important feature, albeit a nice perk

Mastodon's primary strength are the decentralization (resilience to failures, government censorship, distributed nature of the moderation and ability to own your own megaphone) and the power dynamic between the product and the users. It is free and open source, and does not seek to exploit the user through ads or surveillance; it is, rather, made by the users for the users.

have you glitched through walls today?
remember that you have to remember to be corporeal, lest you become immaterial and the Earth scurries through the universe without you

this will be fixed in a future patch

@Goldkin Eeee!! Welcome!! :D So happy to see you here!! ♥️

fuck this fucking system 

@Fuego @ElectricKeet I'm 99% certain this is exactly the case.

It's like Comcast customer support: If it's awful enough, you'll only call them after you've explored literally every other available option. This means a smaller call volume, which means they need fewer call center employees, which means more money.

Capitalism is a fuck.

@adeptomega Aww!! Thank you, hon. ♥️

And yeah!! We close on it today!! Should be getting our keys by the day's end. :D :D :D

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