Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHTxqk_UxHo

#moodsnapshot #socialanxiety #flightoftheconchords

It just dawned on me that I've been affiliated with the furry fandom for 28 years.

Fuck. *disintegrates into a pile of dusty Albedo back issues*

@Austin_Dern Man, even I came after the Bheer generation...

@Oneironott I didn't know you could brew mezcal out of ticks. #blatantfelineracism O:)

@Kistaro Ah, thanks for the warning, that's exactly the sort of thing I was afraid of! High-maintenance and hard to clean is a definite dealbreaker for me.

Hey, food people.

Are air fryers all they're cracked up to be? How low/high maintenance are they? Is a cheap one okay? Any good brands?

I admit I'm being sorely tempted...

🎵​Oh no, here it comes again
🎵That 0 MP feelin'...

#disenchantment #statuscondition #manadisruption #bigbluezeroes

@troodon @Leucrotta

There. Enjoy your puppers. :)

https://imgur.com/a/J9VXHOJ

@troodon @Leucrotta (oh, ffs, it's broken... I'M NOT DONE THOUGH)

@troodon @Leucrotta *dons Kamina sunglasses*

NEVER... SAY... DIE!

https://imgur.com/a/J9VXHOJ

(Sorry for the crummy screenshots!)

By popular demand, those dingo pups I posted earlier today but removed due to technical issues which should not affect dingo quality:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IncompleteUnacceptableChameleon.webp

(cc: @troodon @Leucrotta)

@troodon @mawr Dingo puppies!

Yeah. 90 degrees and can't open the windows. I think I'll be doing my "day" job after dusk today.

@zx3 Alright! *leaves a bowl of red table wine out for the dingoes* Drink responsibly, kids!

@mawr (ftr, I only deleted the post out of disappointment that I couldn't get it to animate properly here -- cute little buggers, weren't they? ^___^ )

@Austin_Dern I will share an insight from when an estranged friend of mine had a similar episode:

"Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck."

*hugs tight*

I love it when people vehemently debate esoteric aspects of Mastodon etiquette, with no real rhetorical tactic in mind except "loudly insist other people embrace my personal set of moral boundaries." My block list hungers sometimes, and this is a good way to feed it.

"Heaven and Earth are not partial. They do not kill living things out of cruelty or give them birth out of kindness. We do the same when we make straw dogs to use in sacrifices. We dress them up and put them on the altar, but not because we love them. And when the ceremony is over, we throw them into the street, but not because we hate them."

--Su Zhe (1039–1112), Commentary on Ch. 5 of the Dao De Jing

you and me babe
livin' for dreams
lifin' for love
drinkin' for free

sittin' on top of an old robot
sharin' and carin' it out
memories scrubbin' me down
memories scrubbin' me down!

#thestrongbademailshow
#allverklemptnow
#somevarietyofneville

@tastymochafox Red ones are normal, obviously. Green ones are from my EGFP mooncabbit Alba. Black ones are from my changeling Schadenfruede. Other colors are usually in response to the target's color symbolism, except for the blurple* and grellow* hearts, which I generally use just plain wrong because I'm partially color blind. :D

*That is what they are, right? Two of each?