Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

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REAR BREACH DETECTED AT HQ COMMA 1315 HOURS SATURDAY AFTERNOON STOP

INFILTRATORS APPREHENDED AND COUNTERACTED STOP END

@Phorm @Djinnanigans@dragon.style Haha, no, that was totally accidental! C'mon, you know me—if that had been intentional, I would surely have added some umlauts to that hönk. >:D

Doop do doo, don't mind me, just calling out @Phorm and @Djinnanigans@dragon.style... 😙

(Found in the bargain bin of the local grocery.)

@anthracite @001zlnv Hey, that's not true! You know damn well K is a glutton for that kind of punishment!

@Leucrotta 🐯: "Oh, yeah, I know that guy."

@Leucrotta If I had the option of "no cats," though... *sigh* I'd never be able to take it. They're kinda worth it. Even if we do have to play an unfairly weighted 10-minute MOBA every morning just to get out of the house. :)

@Leucrotta It's so much "worse" with the sound effects! This is the closest I can come to a transcript:

(M(MEW)E(M(MEW!)EW)(ME(MEW!)W)W)

Oh SHIT. :(

The Good Place is in the Westphall Universe. It apparently connects to Friends via Ursula Buffay from Mad About You, via Phoebe.

Janet, PLEASE keep Derek and Jason BOTH away from snowglobes. D:

#NotAGirl

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This is my life meow.

QUUNY NOT KAT

You wanna talk to the manticore (formerly tiger), head to Birdsite or wait for Peg to finish her reference art.

You're stuck with Mx. Red McRabiesface for now and unless you want a bad case of the Mercurian Distemper applied to you craniodentally, you're gonna like it! ❤️❤️❤️

#DontListenToThem
#TheyreMadeOfPlasticAndJelloAnyway

If Eddie Izzard's line about how postwar liberal-democratic Germany's "got kids with beards now, it's getting alright" could be given flesh, breath, an adorable accent, and a barista job... I think he just served me my morning coffee.

❤️

That weird liberating feeling you get when you open up a bin you never unpacked after the move—and realize you've been living for six months off of 1/5 of your wardrobe and were getting along just fine.

Ayup.

@JulieSqveakaroo @xinjinmeng @Phorm (Also, srsly, how did you know that "overfed long-haired, leaping gnome" is one of my favorite ways to describe me in RL? S'truth. I'm at LEAST 3 outta 4 if you count leaping on Peggy to maul her. :D )

@JulieSqveakaroo @xinjinmeng @Phorm

o/` Rub the lamp, get that wish... o/`

@xinjinmeng @Phorm If you get a record-player needleskip noise after wish-granting... consult your doctor immediately. You may be in a 1980s Hollywood movie.

I am... skeptical of this literary discovery. But as an apophenia buff, I'm real biased.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/11/05/tufts-student-may-have-found-secret-message-paradise-lost/54xhBovkYKkwPpkUY1HXzH/story.html

@kelseyhusky That sounds less like a midlife crisis and more like a midlife opportunity. <3 (Granted, I'm aware the distinction between the two can be REAL fine...)

On the other hand, you gotta admit @anthracite's art of Rez's new manticore upgrade is kickin' rad. =(^)_____(^)=

Congrats, other me!

Incidentally, if any of you haven't been followed, it is NOT a snub—I did a real quick, lazy set of adds while I should have been working. :) I'll get around to following people back eventually.