Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@zx3 no, EXACTLY. i would like for the park grounds to stay intact so the raccoons can fix it up and get a ride...

strewth.

increasingly i'm coming to feel the same way about my species being possibly doomed that a tourist might feel about knowing the theme park they're visiting is slated to shut down in 10 years

as in i don't really know if i give a fuck, if other people are so determined to see it go -- it would be a pity and i'd gladly pitch in $100 to a Keep The Park Going fund, but i'll be long gone and wasn't really planning on ever coming back anyway

it's still galling, it's still a waste, i still want other people to enjoy this neat park and i still really hope it can be averted -- it just doesn't really HURT

because what the fuck is point of letting it, still gonna ride coasters and eat corndogs today -- and maybe discreetly murder any representatives of the demolition crew i see doing inspections

one of those nights where i start wondering if most of the work i have left on earth would not be best accomplished with an aluminum baseball bat, a set of burglar tools, and a left-leaning doxx site

that icarly meme where the kid brings home an ostrich but he's also got a smoothie so when they say "hey whatcha got there" he says he's got a smoothie, except instead of a smoothie he's got a tiger but he also still has an ostrich so when they ask him he says "tiger" and then the tiger eats them all and then eats the ostrich and then it's just three sitcom cameras switching back and forth between scenes of the same unearthly silent room full of feathers and uneaten Disney teen scraps until the credits roll

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@hystericempress @Daikanu Give her cryogenic power and you'll have a Bichonne Fr...

*yanked offstage by theater hook*

@hystericempress Oh, that's fascinating. Sis, your friggin' identities are goin' full fractal and I'm so proud. :D

@DifficultToTame Bozhe moi!

@JulieSqveakaroo @Phorm @zx3 @Soreth I love you, babe, but if that fucking mouse on Today's Special could do it, you have no excuse. <;3

@Leucrotta This was pretty much my Ren Faire experience, yes.

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@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth (But that was an excellent comeback. <3 )

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth That COULD be fixed, but I don't think it would be an improvement...

Still, Pushy and Valis really COULD use some help at the factory... (cc: @anthracite)

So this is basically what happens to you if you let theory take over your brain: you start arguing that humans should go extinct because we can't secure consent to be conceived from babies.

Overly Online Young Queer Activists, please please please take note. Because you're already so fucking close to this point on the slope.

@JulieSqveakaroo @zx3 @Soreth @Phorm Reggies, too. And PBMax.

@zx3 @Soreth @Phorm Oh shit, is it too late to change my wish? Those were pretty good.

@Phorm I mean, every time I get a wish from you I am VERY tempted to do "have Nabisco bring back Heyday Bars." *shrug*

(Mom's doing great, I'm mentioning her in the past tense 'cause she's retired. :> )

Working on the training queue today. This is a part of my job that really makes me feel like I might have been a good teacher, and as the child of a beloved and respected public schoolteacher, a true educator who really cared about her craft, that makes me really proud.