Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

THE RULES OF FAN THEORY:

1) All creators are omniscient about anything related to their work.

2) The showrunner oversees all production personally, even props & background art.

3) A director will always choose "paying off" an easter egg over drama, characterization, or realism.

4) Every single aspect of a show is meticulously planned and wholly deliberate.

5) Making shows is easy & inexpensive. Nobody ever does something just because it's simpler or cheaper.

6) Characters exist and act independently even when not on screen.

7) All media symbolism operates on a strict 1:1 ratio. Each symbol signifies precisely one thing, which is consciously chosen by the creator and can be correctly and finally determined by a close examination of the "clues."

8) Nothing is ever random. Creators never script anything, ever, unless they are absolutely certain of its full thematic and plot significance.

9) It's all about you.

@Austin_Dern Didn't know Eero Aarnio had made a comeback!

Welp, got banned GOOD AND HARD from Reddit. Every account.

My offense: telling someone in DMs that they were "unlovable and unfuckable" after they doubled down on abusing someone and calling them "another moron"... because they did not know how to make Zalgo text.🙄​

My only worry was that Peg would lose her accounts too from being on the same IP... but yeah, not only does that now seem unlikely, apparently she doesn't really give a fuck either. It's fuckin' Reddit.

Really, this feels liberating more than anything else. Reddit was a huge sticky time sink, one of those places you waste multiple thousands of hours on but gain nothing. The whole site seems designed to prevent you ever making a single friend or acquaintance from it. It's like Usenet with a nanny.

I only showed up there in pursuit of a right-wing troll, honestly, way back when. Talk about mission creep. I'm glad I have a barrier that will keep me from ever going back.

o/` all i wanna do is break chuds for you o/`

@anthracite A dream, or a precog moment?

@Doephin @Soreth I mean, look at who I'm engaged to, there's no way that could not have been intended as a compliment. :D

@Doephin @Soreth YOU BEAUTIFUL MONSTER

badly overcaffeinated

about to go death blossom in an explosive rain of stripes and sparkles

i need a tiger toy FAST please help <3

you know i wouldn't say *no* to a pumpkin full of raw hamburger

@Soreth I mean, ask Peg, I take Memesport very seriously. I even hypnotically programmed myself to win the... the... er...

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...

Does anybody else smell vanilla?

@Soreth I am goin' on Year Five of consecutive victories. Taking my headphones EVERYWHERE, a little nervous my noise-cancellers don't work. I'll dedicate my inevitable victory to you this year. <3

@Soreth Aw hell, ma'am. *salute* It was a fluke. You played a good round.

no really good targets in nola though, hope liem doesn't mind a car trip out to trump country

our manes all blowin in the wind

pair of pricey italian shades i bought him, perched on his snoot

big gulp of human blood from the 7-11 in covington in the beverage tray

finna go down to the audubon zoo, get my buddy liem a day pass, and go wreck some shop, no survivors no witnesses

@zx3 Come on, that wasn't nice.</joel_robinson> :)

he's finally, mathematically inevitably, gotten around to "simple twist of fate."

he is the first in a LONG TIME to prove himself even the least worthy

well played, child

(REFERENCE CAPTION: The above song was used in a legendary sequence from Breaking Bad where about a dozen prisoners were murdered in the course of several minutes as a precautionary measure. Any implication of future rhetorical violence towards conservatives is fully intended. 🐯​)

*That* scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgXJD2sdHyM [CW: extreme violence]

oh looky

i've been banned from reddit for telling an asshole he's an asshole again

i am just devastated, it's next to impossible to get a new account started there these days

*yawns and activates next clone*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ViFpURIDk

OH MY GOD NEVER MIND I TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF SNARK BACK

WE ARE IN A CAFE NAMED "MONKEY MONKEY" AND HE KEEPS SNEAKING THE WORD "MONKEY" INTO DYLAN LYRICS

BUDDY, YOU GOT A VENMO? <3

Wow, buddy, you're... you're just gonna do nothing but Neil Young and Bob Dylan. Huh. That is a bold choice for a man with your cranial and facial hair choices.

You're damn lucky you've got a fine voice and some real guitar skills. You have my grudging approval and I kinda wish I had any cash whatsoever to tip you with. Well played, youngling.

You knew I can't resist Heart of Gold, didn't you, you sneaky SOB.