Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@zx3 @kelseyhusky @Soreth Here's to the Past and Future Inn, Illuminati University, and what the hell, the goddamned Dionysian Scream where this mess all started. *downs three shots with Martian ferocity and fast-pitches all three glasses into the fireplace*

@Momentrabbit Yeah. *squeeze* I ponder what went wrong with all that every day. It feels these days like the very structure of social media is working against us.

I won't lie to you. I wouldn't go back and undo a thing, but I don't think I'd try to start something like it ever again, either. I've come out the other end knowing things about the ways people get along (and don't) that just can't be undone.

No more Callahan's Saloon stuff for me. Or at least, next time round, I'm just a patron.😜​

plz notice the dates

@mawr Ah, yes. Peg and I refer to them as "The Voice of Binky." Binky has rarely steered us wrong. :D

@Austin_Dern *hugs* Thanks, hun.

@mawr Have you read @indi's allegory about the two gender summer camps? I think you'd like it.

I link to a lot of music, and I think I've ever linked to this before, but it's kind of an important song, and I kinda *do* want us all to love ourselves. And it's Reggie, FFS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO1CCXXMzBI

@mawr Eek. :O So glad you're all ok!

@inmysocks I mean, right?

It was a good show. Almost everything was resolved. Let Lion take a victory lap. 😻​

Hey, let's just start the morning with a little despondency, huh? Courtesy of social media: suddenly reminding you of people whose hearts you've broken and vice-versa for over 20 years!

Corgis, don't try this at home. This is a professional stunt corgi (as well as a hypothetical spherical, massless point-corgi).

https://i.imgur.com/1G7QxJs.mp4

@JulieSqveakaroo So what you're saying is that the cure to my depression is to pouncemurder a piano for five minutes?

You know, that doesn't sound half bad.

*hides in the back of the closet and hwarfs up a gigantic hairball that proves, on closer inspection, to be a wad of chewed-up fortune-cookie strips that all have the word "REGRET" printed on them*

*sighs and noses listlessly at chewtoys for the rest of the evening, maybe stress-binges on the scraps of last night's antelope, before settling on a slightly too-small box to hide in and sulk*

Since it still seems to be kinda obscure, I'll pass around a little love for it: The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell on Netflix is really cute.

It's basically just a craft and cooking show with goth Muppets and a "creepycute" theme, but they're really good Muppets and actually quite impressive craft projects. The arrogant mummified cat is satisfyingly arrogant and the skanky raccoon is quite exceptionally skanky. 8/10

ps you will NEVER actually do any of these crafts

my inner ohioan:
HA HA YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE BABY WHO CRY AT FIRST SNOW, YOU SCARED OF NOTHINGK, WE SEE TEN TIME SNOW HOME IN CLEVELANDGRAD!

my inner seattleite:
settle down there boris, hills are a thing that exist here

@troodon wenk wenk kwenk kwenk kwank 🦆​

@emanate I had only seen the box one!

@Phorm "It's like Evangelion, but really... fluffy."

it has come to my attention that i left one very important and central character off the preceding list, so allow me to present the star of the show:

maitreya chunk