Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Soreth (Holy shit. Looks like I picked the right team... https://www.reptileencounters.com.au/news/the-5-most-intelligent-reptiles/ )

@Soreth How about 400 anoles in a trenchcoat?

@Soreth I take refuse in gallows humor a lot, and while I think there are some pretty valid reasons for it... I *will* keep the fact you're out there in mind.

Current mood is: I'd like for humans to continue to exist, thrive, and create bizarre things... but crows, coyotes, and raccoons get to make all the political decisions. Deal? *hug* :3

@001zlnv X-Man. The consequences for the monster if you boop and miss are just too potentially tragic.

On a more cheerful note: Peg and I spent a considerable amount of time before bed the other night, debating which category certain pop-culture figures fell into: "Boopable" or "Non-Boopable."

e.g.:
Cyclops: not boopable
Colossus: boopable
Superman: boopable
Batman: not boopable
Hera: not boopable
Prometheus: boopable
Odin: not boopable
Baldur: boopable
Inari: boopable
Ganesh: boopable
Coyote: good luck sucker

I'll just leave that there for you to do with as you please.

@Leucrotta Incidentally, have you seen the Harley Quinn series? That version of Ivy is just plain a great gal, my favorite incarnation... (Except for her shitty and inexplicably taste in men. >_< )

@Leucrotta I am horrified to be subtooted in this fashion!

(No, I'm not. 😺​ And you're dead right, Elon Musk is the WORST supervillain... Why can't Earth-Prime have ANYTHING cool?!? Even our evil isn't cool!)

@Leucrotta They're just doing it wrong. :p

#PamelaIsley2020

You have no idea how quickly I would sell everybody out to an omnicidal maniac right now.

Just about anything would trigger it. Offering a painless enough method to wipe everybody out. Having a plan to uplift a less crazy species and turn everything over to them. Sparing Peg and giving her an android tiger substitute to snuggle. Nice supervillain boots. Anything.

And if they were just gonna convert everybody into harmless drones, they wouldn't even need the nice boots or anything. >____<

I just have absolutely no fucking faith remaining that there's any good cause, any ethic, any faith, any principle that someone with Big-D Damage won't turn into the next excuse to fuck people over. Maybe some part of me just wants to give up and get in on that action.

Adrian Ozymandias Veidt? I hate your stinking smug pseudo-liberal elitist guts, but... are you hiring?

@kelseyhusky There's NOTHING Paul Rudd is bad in. ^____^

OH MY GOD THOUGH IT JUST DAWNED ON ME:

REGGIE WATTS.

@Phorm I think any man with those professed eating habits -- e.g. "extreme longing for cake" -- would be a shoe-in for Honorary Martian.

@Phorm Oh, hon, I was just saying it sympathetically/commiseratively, no apology necessary! *hug* It was just such a perfect suggestion...

@Phorm You're right and he's gone and it breaks my heart. 😿​

This came up after seeing a "what do you imagine my OC sounds like" meme on Birdsite...

If (gods spare us) they made an animated Calvin & Hobbes, what celebrity would you cast as the voice of St. Hobbes (PBUH)?

Missing the Good Old Days... but with an old samurai-like serenity of knowing that the Spirit Of An Age is fleeting and should not be pursued once it is gone.

The future belongs to the kids; that includes Olivia, K, Noa, Kirt, Yaz, and Stuart. I've had my fun. (Not that comics writing isn't... grueling, painful fun!) It's time to get my ass back in gear and give the next generation THEIR dreamworld.

@chimerror *30 identical raccoon clones fall suddenly through roof tiling* ​❤️​

#youdonotchoosethem
#theychooseyou

Shemp: him flope; prrrt

Shemp is best <3

@Oneironott I was a fake mammal before it was trendy! ​

@JulieSqveakaroo Really? Because it seems there has been little cooperation between the two of you as of late.

@zx3 Hey. *hug* I know this doesn't really help, but FWIW my stepdad had a similar cardiac event about six months ago and he's actually getting along pretty well so far, knock on wood. (SOB won't stop smoking either. >_____< ) The inability to get swift action on it has gotta be scary and frustrating though. Best of luck to you both, darlin'. <3