Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

Chapeau twap house!</homestar>
Chorpo tarp horse!</coach_z>
Crapo crap house!</strong_bad>
Crampon chomp flounce!?</senor_cardgage>
Mehmehhhh meh-meh!</the_cheat>
Heeeeeyaaaah'm a Bernie Boy in a saaack!</homsar>
I don't like them. They're mean.</marzipan>
YOU"RE ALL CANCELLED!</strong_sad>

@typhlosion cheapo tarp house

In related news, Peg just came into my studio SQUEALING about how cute Shemp was because he was simultaneously trying to maul the Jingly Man and disembowled it with his hind legs.

I picked the right woman to marry. 😻​ And yeah, that little semiferal stripeboy is definitely an honorary Martian.

@eredien @anthracite You two are making me feel like such a Sonic Wuss now. I'm... I'm just gonna go listen to Sloshy. I guess. Listen to Sloshy and eat some lentils. </strong_sad>

@eredien @Leucrotta @anthracite I believe the whole disappearance of her dad? uncle? was linked to Ayers Rock I am pretty sure you did not imagine it at all, that sounds extremely plausible and that show went to some PLACES man. :D

Shemp, I must REALLY fuckin' like you, because Civ 6 is free on Epic Games and I STILL spend 30 minutes pettin' you.

This... this is so much better. I want to hear a serious cover edition of this now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCEWRxEm6ME

@Leucrotta @anthracite I always wanted to bring out the human kid from that terrible old Nickelodeon/anime series Noozles, the one with the incredibly obvious koala mask for hiding in a dimension where humans were Cancelled. XD

@001zlnv @Austin_Dern And that's pretty much how the scene on Tapestries went too. Fascinatingly weird ideas; absolutely zero idea of how to play with another person in the room. I basically got kinky stories told at me at great speed and force, and they were utterly oblivious to any interest, emotional engagement, ideas, or preference of mine whatsoever. They were *nice* enough, I guess, and being turned into an inflatable life raft was kind of interesting, but... Yeah. It really felt like there was a significant chunk of what I would consider "person-ness" missing from Dragonfly's brain and I can't even be mad at them.

@001zlnv @Austin_Dern I sparred with them a LOT. They had some really really nasty political ideas -- literally "why can't we let the poor just die off" at one point -- to the point where I can kinda forgive them because it really really seemed like a direct consequence of a genuine personality/emotional/behavioral disorder.

It always warms my heart to be reminded of this nasty-spirited, kink-shaming comic and how completely and utterly its creators lost the furry culture wars. 😽​

https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/Skunk_(comic)

@mmsword @hystericempress The part that currently fascinates me is the last listing on their set menus: "白熊." "Polar bear." (Lit: "white bear") Any clue what the hell that could be? Given it's listed last I'm thinking dessert, but I can't track down any specific evidence...

@joshua That is some five star professional catting right there.

@hystericempress @mmsword

Thinking of you.

http://www.ozizo.jp/zenzo/

Run it through Google Translate. It's a tonkatsu restaurant that basically does extremely high-grade kurobuta Pig Donuts.

@Phorm @xinjinmeng @anthracite Coming from a former lavavixen... yeah. Yeah. *hug*

That was basically Kincaid's original origin story. "There's not a damn thing here left worth saving. Start me over from scratch and get me off this fucking planet."

@hystericempress (And of course... that sbemail is ALSO 13 years old...)

@hystericempress

@hystericempress 23/24. Fuuuuuuuck you for bringing this to my attention, LITTLE sis. ​ 🖕​❤️​

:D

@hystericempress NYANCAT is Greymuzzle? I'm... I'm... I'mma just crumble into a pile o' dust now.

@Austin_Dern @001zlnv Oh, I certainly had my opinions about Dragonfly and I think they were pretty public, but the fact I actually lowered myself to scening with someone with such icky politics was a Deep Dark Secret...