Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Phorm Galaxy High on the other hand was probably somebody's kink all along. I think I never want to find out whose. Purple-Skinned Aimee Brighttower is just far, far too precious to me to lose.

@Phorm I couldn't find any decent production history about the show, but I'd give something like 8:5 odds in favor of "impressionable young viewers made it into a fetish, and the creators had no idea what they were making."

This is only because one of the few forces of creation more fervid and untameable than a pubescent pervert's imagination is a committee of middle-aged entertainment executives trying to figure out What Kind Of Crazy Crap The Kids Like Nowadays.

Turbo Teen is neatly explained as a knockoff of Knight Rider (note his similarities to KITT's design) and possibly Automan. So Occam's Razor demands I accept it's likely to have this and only this as its origin. However, I am *very* open to the idea of one or more crew members discovering "oops shit this is really horny you guys" while working on it...

@001zlnv Peg and I are pretty sure he was a really really good German Shepherd or something in his last life and this is his first time 'round after his promotion to cat...

@001zlnv NO, NO, THAT'S HOW GOOD SHEMP IS. He doesn't even try to steal our food. He waits for treats. <3

@001zlnv There's nothing less dangerous than a food-motivated sheriff.

@001zlnv I figure Police Shemp's personality is basically Boss Hogg if he found Actual Lawful Good Jesus and also was a cat. Lazy, tolerant, genially corrupt southern sheriff who hasn't issued more than a stern warning to anyone who didn't have it comin'.

@001zlnv I mean, Shemp's actually corrupt as shit. Artie is HIS SISTER FFS, and I'm sure you've seen what she's like from my previous posts. The whole family is a criminal gang, really.

They just ain't gonna hurt nobody, because they're good kitties. Outlaws with hearts of gold. =^_^=

@JulieSqveakaroo He's really good at it. Crime in New Orleans would grind to a halt.

@LexYeen lovaby awkward pharaoah Tutankhamun Dynamite

zeppohotep, the least funny pharaoh

"police-involved flomping"

this got no traction on birdsite but maybe you lot will appreciate it <3

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this is the most fun i've had on birdsite in a long time

https://twitter.com/zebratron2084/status/1386878462758166528 (cw: finance, falcons)

@anthracite

1,058 miles.

@LexYeen Same piece of shit DA described a crusade against weed paraphenalia as "totally worth" the exorbitant amount of money the city spent on it. (https://www.oklahoman.com/article/5551315/prosecutor-in-norman-cost-of-prosecuting-glass-pipe-case-worth-it) Nuke their whole court building from orbit far as I'm concerned.

@frameacloud That's a very modern perspective, though. There's a *lot* of social and religious baggage around the application of birth names.

(OTOH, the term pseudonym only dates back to the 19th century, which would tend to weaken my argument...)

good thing you dumb fucking earthlings don't have coaxial biscuit technology, you'd probably just break it anyhow

@zx3 Oh, I am REALLY looking forward to rejoining DIS. Tonight ain't gonna work, massive headache, but I have been missing the cinema terribly. <3

beignets and etouffee at morning call (famous local cafe, recently revived) happened

so never mind the depression thing

tigers are simple creatures and today is definitely gonna be a tiger day 🐯​