Empress of Mars: Undisputed @zebratron2084@awoo.space

@Austin_Dern "Oh, you've got a film now! That's just great! How exciting that must be for you!" 🐯​🐯​🐯​🐯​

@Leucrotta Let's hope they have a good sense of humor...

@001zlnv Ghlacfadh. Real Irish word. Nuff said. ​

@001zlnv And French orthography doesn't scare me.

*grabs you by the shoulders, looking wild-eyed, sweat rolling down her forehead even though tigers don't even sweat*

Because I've seen Gaelic. 🙀​​

@001zlnv Nope, more like "Spanish teacher is a wizened old nutcase and French teacher spends most of class hitting on the football team which makes me uncomfortable, and if I take German at the local community college I can get the fuck away from my dumbass peers for another hour a day." :O

I mean... cripes, how long have you known me?

I LOVE silent letters. ;|

@001zlnv I took a year of German in high school too! *hoch fünf*

Huh. TIL that apparently a "Drogerie" (drug store) is not the same as an "Apotheke" (pharmacy) in Germany, and a Drogerie does not actually sell any drugs or medications. Just, like, toiletries and stuff.

@chimerror @typhlosion "водка хорошая, но мясо протухло!"

@typhlosion Welcome to my workday, every single day. :D If I worked in a physical office, there would be a huge glittery banner reading "NEVER TRUST GOOGLE APPS" over my cubicle and I would keep a long wooden rod under my desk, with a hand carved on one end purely to point at the banner.

@xinjinmeng @anthracite I am genuinely impressed. It took me the better part of 40 years to learn how to swallow that sort of sentiment (as you've all witnessed first-hand 😊​).

"I'm not saying another word until I see my butt lawyer."

@001zlnv yes. on the presumption that peg would find any sbemail reference insulting, whereas she actually likes spyro-- at least it wasn't the s is for sucks dragon!

#chiaroscuro

(in rough descending order of flattery =^_^= )

just daria morgendorfer crossed with maleficent

just daria morgendorfer crossed with tiamat

just daria morgendorfer crossed with spyro

just daria morgendorfer crossed with trogdor

just daria morgendorfer crossed with discord

just daria morgendorfer crossed with grendel's mom

just daria morgendorfer crossed with snookles

basically i'm just jane lane crossed with shere khan

which works really well because peggy is just daria morgendorfer crossed with toothless

the caretaker's everywhere at the end of time but

(a) the samples are all tangerine dream and vangelis

(b) it proceeds in reverse from fragmented nonsense to clear audio

(c) instead of being a metaphor for alzheimers it's your last six hours of human consciousness before drone assimilation

Peebles and I have been playing complex games of psychological manipulation with each other for the last hour.

I think she might be winning, but the jokes on her. I found... THE TREATS. And I'm willing to use them.

Tonight's food order, even though I'm baked off my ass, is an apple and jicama salad, a butternut squash pizza, and vegetable hash.

I hate the virtuous life. I'm eating a fucking lasagna tomorrow.

(Actually, I'm really looking forward to this dinner. n.n )

@Soreth They WERE nice hats.

@Aradia Darker. :) The sun is starting to set. And still faintly funny smelling because they haven't fixed the trash pickup system yet. (Mercifully, our neighborhood is mostly fine.)